[quote=“Thrawneen”]Woke up beside a bird at least three times bigger than me in Cherrywood. Absolutely vile wandering out of there in that wind. Luckily a mate came and gave me a lift home.
Great night.[/quote]
I think the test to decide if a bird is simply too big and fat should be thus:
‘Would she effortlessly be able to lift a fridge up a few flights of stairs to a third floor apartment?’
In other words, if she could conceivably forge a successful career for herself in furniture removal then she’s potentially a very large mistake.
It seems you made quite a big error last night or maybe you enjoyed it?!
[quote=“Bandage”]I think the test to decide if a bird is simply too big and fat should be thus:
‘Would she effortlessly be able to lift a fridge up a few flights of stairs to a third floor apartment?’
In other words, if she could conceivably forge a successful career for herself in furniture removal then she’s potentially a very large mistake.
It seems you made quite a big error last night or maybe you enjoyed it?![/quote]
Ah she had nice tits. In fairness I’m quite small, hence my username, so 3 times bigger isn’t TOO big. I high-tailed it sharpish mind you.
Wouldn’t say it bothers me too much to be honest.
Then again I have the keys to the pub so won’t affect me all that much either. Intending to get proper paralytic tomorrow.
Doesn’t bother me to be honest.
Will have a few cans and a game of cards tomorrow evening. Not because of a want to go drinking, but because it’s a great evening to get everyone together because nobody has anything else on.
Government should not be able to close pubs for religious reasons. This isn’t a theocracy we’re living in. Those wishing to observe the day on religious grounds can do so without getting the government to lock up the boozers.
Fucking hell. I hope it goes better for me this year than it did last year anyway.
What do you mean, you got your hole, sounds better than sitting at home eating a fish stew:p
He got a fair feed of fish where he was by the sounds of things…
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Puke, you’d want to have seen this bird. It sent a shudder down my spine re-reading this thread.
On your death bed you regret the things you haven’t done, not the things you have done;)
To be honest I had no problem with it until 45 minutes ago when someone resurrected this thread!
Don’t worry in a weeks time you can forget all about it again until I resurrect the thread again this time next year.
I like the resurrect pun by the way;)!
Feels like a year since I last threw it into something, fat or not
Just to re-affirm my pre-Christmas post re: closed days and to confirm that the Boxtyeater mansion will once again be tormented by the entire clan this weekend.
The twin Boxties will be 28 on Sunday and the War Office sees this as a great opportunity to combine birthdays/Easter Eggs for grand-children/Grandad’s retirement/ family spirituality into 1 long bash.
Old rituals die slowly here. Boxty Snr. has the Heineken keg in the shed. Some religious activity tomorrow will see the male clansmen slip into the back yard of the pub in the aftermath of this “to get the fookin’ bottle of gas” and return 2 hrs. later with ruddy cheeks and smiling faces.
We’ll have no mate but given a fair sail we’ll enjoy ourselves having executed our religious duties and loosely put, broken no law, even if the publican forces drink into us.
We don’t pay on the day, but on Saturday give him a donation to a “charitable cause of his choosing”
Are the off-licenses open tomorrow?
seeing as it is illegal to charge for alcohol on good friday what do you think
