Greatest insult

while cunt is very popular in these parts, is there any other insults that you use/used?

i remember in school it was very common to call a fella a ‘stain’ as in ’ go away out of that you stain’. stain obviously being the short version of wankstain.

mac if you are reading this i hope you find my spelling up to scratch you stain

A new one I enjoy using is ‘ball licker’*.

‘Shut up you ball-licker.’

  • I respect anyone’s right to lick balls if they want to though.

asswipe is popular with a work colleague of mind. over in the states dushebag (spelling probably wrong) was popular.

Wankstain is my favourite term of abuse.

I’ve been saying sap a bit lately, it’s relatively harmless. It’s a bit more palatable than “spa” when in company.

Spa was an odd one.

Real spastics rarely got called spas.

i have an older work colleague of mind who is a devil for calling every man woman and child a spa!!!

Leper & lesbian are ones I use quite often these days especially when shouting at Benayoun & Dossena on TV.

cockjockey is a favourite of mine

or knobjockey if your are from dublin

i like using ballbag and geebag as insults

Head over to the talking balls section and there are a few choice insults there.

“You Ghoooooulllllll” a Limerick classic

cuntyballs would be another

The brother has a tendency to call people “a waste of oxygen” - always found it funny.

Stewie Griffin just called someone a crotch pheasant.

jipstain, you’re nothing but a jipstain

Variation of which is ‘oxygen thief’, often hits the nail on the head. There are some people who can only be adequately described by the word ‘knob’ though. ‘Fucking gimp’ seems to fit some people perfectly as well.

Slaphead is a favourite- for someone so thick they’ve obviously taken a few too many slaps.

Geebag is an oldie I like

Calling someone a Cockend is very popular in Mancunia these days as is Weaponhead.

My personal favourite is Fuckwit.