Iām saying nothingā¦
Miley, can you give us a low down on the weekends activities in Lisacnnor ?
I imagine the ground was fairly hard, and if it was anything like it is around here I wouldnt fancy sending a dog up, but anywayā¦ how did it go?
I was only there on saturday, the dog we were following sustained an injury in the process of winning his first round buckle. The amount of byes in the second rounds of both trial stakes was huge too, the ground was the main contributor to this iād say, the top of the field was like a rock, but there was a grand covering of grass on it. I saw black ashmore come off after his run up in the cup with worst dislocated toe iāve ever seen, it was rotated 90 degrees at the socket!
The hares on the other hand were top drawer, its a credit to the club that they had them so well trained given the time constraints they were under. I can only remember about 3 uncoursed hares all day.
The weather was great, and the setting must be one of the best in the world, with the backdrop to the ocean behind it. There was a huge crowd there, circa 1k i heard mentioned and the beer tent was kept busy for the afternoon.
All in all a good start off to the year.
Glin Draw is up, Wallace Green is out early in the year in the desmond cup. Interesting entry in the all aged bitch stake.
Glin Draw
Derby Trial Stake
Reserves (in order): DALEROAD LEGEND: GOFORITPOLKA: CLUNE HYLAND: CITIZEN SOFTIE: SIXTYFIVELAND: REENROUR POINT
GALLYS BRIDGE
THANKS BIG JIM
GLANMORE MURTY
MOUNTAIN MOVER
BRISTOL STEVE
BRAZING SERPENT
ROADSTONE FLYER
LALLYS FRIEND
SCOTCH ALSTAR
QUERRIN TOORA
BOLGER
KIERANS CASTLE
BLACKBOY JACK
WIZARD HERO
DOONARD HECTOR
SHADOW BASIL
POTENTIAL FLYER
TEDDY KAY
CAPTAIN DRU
FORMCRIOR WALLY
WALLACE STAR
SONOWUKNOW
HENDON WAY
YOUGOIGO
SAVEMYBACON
CRAFTY TOGO
ALL THE DITCHES
CASTLEMARTYR LAD
I SAY SO
STIFF TEST
CHAPTER FIVE
BARRISTER
MARCH IS ON
BEAUTYS GERRY
SOUTHERN HOPE
KINGCORMAC LAD
CARLSBUSH MATT
PORTINARD
MATTS JET
MELODYS BEST
MUCKY EAMONN
SILENT TURBO
ALRIGHT BEX
CHELSEA HARBOUR
SHANNONVALE MATT
SULLANE HYLAND
BARRACK DAN
ANTIQUE PINE
WISE TOD
TOMMYS TEQUILA
MILLABBEY EOIN
AUDIENCE PLANT
BLOODANDBANDAGE
TARMONS HYLAND
RATHMORE PINES
CHAPTERANDVERSE
PLUS ONE
KILPEACON ACE
A NOBLE ONE
FAITHLEGG MATT
DERHEEN RUN
TULLIG GUEST
MELODY MIST
I SAW SOMETHING
Reserve Oaks Trial Stake
Reserves (in order): JUMBOS DELIGHT: KEEPER LADY
FIONNTRA HOLLY
TRIONAS DELIGHT
COOGA JESS
ROSIEJOSIE
WHITE ELLEN
SHANAVULIN FLAG
KNOCKNABOHA FOG
FLOW ON PENNY
RUNAWAY DOLL
TINY THORN
BALLYBRACK HEIDI
DINGLE BAY
NICOLAS BABE
ROOSKA VIEW
ZINEB
COLUMBIAN KATE
All-Aged Bitch Stake
Reserves (in order): MAKE THE TURN: GEORGE BUNRATTY
KILLINANE SMOKEY
DIXIE DARLIN
JUMBOS HANNAH
STARTFROMSCRATCH
SHES FLOWN
CARRIGMORE PRIDE
BALLYBRACK VIEW
SHANNONVALE INN
ABBEYGLEN JUDY
COMOGUE SKY
ANGELICAL GIRL
CUCHULLAIN DOTE
KILBREEDY SONIA
MAUGHERA TIMES
PARTY BLONDE
SANDY EABHA
Glin Derby Duffer Stake
Reserves (in order): SOLID BABEL: ELITE STATE: DROOPYS TAYLOR
FLYAWAY MOSSIE
TURRAREE VISTA
BRAVO OSCAR
KELLERMAN
A LOCAL CROSS
OFFSHORE MUSIC
BLUE BABOON
BEXHILL NOEL
STORMY YEATS
SOLID CONTROL
MONROE PEARTREE
BEXHILL ALAN
DOOMORE DIVINE
KILREE BRUNO
TASSAS TAYLOR
SOMETHING OLD
Glin Oaks Duffer Stake
NORMAS CHOICE
FLOATING SPIRIT
MUSIC IS SPECIAL
GLIN VIEW VISTA
GRETCHEN
YANKIE VISTA
KYNARD BOND
KILREE LEE
WONT HAPPEN BOY
MAKAYLAS PRIDE
TUDOR QUEEN
SOLID NORA
YOUVE CHANGED
GLIN VIEW BITLE
FAIRY DUBH
Desmond Cup
Reserves (in order): BEST MASTER: PAQUIRO: HOMESTEAD KERRY: STAR FROM DOWN
CARLSBUSH LEO
ANOTHER SESSION
BALLYDORGAN HERO
GOODDAY MICK
BRED IN MAYO
BEXHILL BOLT
LEITH LEGEND
WHITESTONE ROCK
WALLACE GREEN
SCOTCH ACTION
BRISTOL TEVEZ
DA FUGITIVE
SHANDRUM BAR
CARRIGMORE HEART
STOP PUSHING
ATLANTIC STYLE
GLANMORE GAR
BEXHILL BRIAN
KILLACOLLA BLUE
TOO MANY INDIANS
MAYOR DURKAN
SHADOW MIKES
FLOATING RAIN
MUSIC BAR
GURRAUN SMOKEY
A NOBLE MAN
KING EOIN
HARADSUN
MOAT MATTY
SHINES GANG
KICK ME DALY
SPORTING RIO
thought that might get your attention, howāre you fixed for catching at the top of the field?
I thought ye were only slagging when ye said that last night?
Her lightening pace away from slips will see her take the coursing world by storm.
Go Wild Teddy eh? Iād say the old coursing gentry of Glin sitting in their hallowed halls tut tutted into their brandy glasses when they saw the Australian track breeding of that entry come in. :guns:
Dunph, after reading one copy of the Sporting Press you should be able to make a few pertinent jokes on the topic at hand?
[quote=āSHANNONSIDER**ā]Go Wild Teddy eh? Iād say the old coursing gentry of Glin sitting in their hallowed halls tut tutted into their brandy glasses when they saw the Australian track breeding of that entry come in. :guns:
Dunph, after reading one copy of the Sporting Press you should be able to make a few pertinent jokes on the topic at hand?[/quote]
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. āIn the last 15 races, Iāve won 8 of them!ā
Another horse breaks in, āWell in the last 27 races, Iāve won 19!ā
āOh thatās good, but in the last 36 races, Iāve won 28!ā, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. āI donāt mean to boast,ā says the greyhound, ābut in my last 90 races, Iāve won 88 of them!ā
The horses are clearly amazed. āWow!ā says one, after a hushed silence. āA talking dog.ā
This could be a shrewd move by the new trainer, a live run might have her hoping for friday week. 
This trainer knows the score.
Any chance of a supporters bus for him lads?
Closest thing we`ll have to a bus is Manaboutdogs dog van. Glin has a fine chipper aswell Mac, we can check it out while were at it.
After a discussion with Manaboutdog we are offering an invite to Dunph to join us in Glin and start learning his trade at grass roots level.
Grand, pick me up at the train station so on your way. If not Iāll be in the Railway Hotel. Iāll leave a stone on the wall outside so yez know Iām inside.
Whether or not Glin has a fine chipper should be no concern to Mac, Rintintin.
However, feel free to do a review on behalf of the Limerick Chippers Group.
Lovely job, remember to leave 2 stones on the wall if your otherwise occupied upstairs.
Jaysis that Desmond Cup is something else.
Whenās it on rintintin?
Oh i dunno iāll have to check my calenderā¦
Iām going down to the shops now to buy the latest edition of the āSporting Pressā.*
Runt, keep an eye on the place till i return.
*Iām giddy with anticipation.