Guys who are into Cars = Wankers

Buying a big souped up weapon of a yoke must be incredibly frustrating. No wonder they talk about it all the time. All that pent up frustration of having 300bhp and not being able to use it. I can go from nought to the speed limit in minus 2 seconds… ya then you have to slow down… wanker.

I’d say it’s like being the only asexual at the orgy in terms of frustration (@Cicero_Dandi)

*I picked 300bhp not knowing whether this is a good amount of bhp

Remember when boy racers were a thing :joy: A mate of mine spent about €10k on his piece of shit and ended up selling it for about €3k when he was finished. Which was less than the car itself would have been worth if he never changed it.

6 cd changer in the boot, unnecessarily big speakers, a spoiler that served no purpose, led lights underneath that sort of nonsense.

1 Like

Sounds daycent!!!

2 Likes

The women were dripping when they saw it kiiiddd

Mate of mine spent 15k on a Twin Cam he imported from Japan. He had to sell it again within 6 months. Couldn’t afford to keep it on the road. He had to put some special fuel in to it and it cost over 2 euro a litre… was a lovely car though.

Is a turbo that noisy thing that boy racers put on a car? makes a big wooshing sound when changing gears? Or is that a woofer?

I’ve never been a car / gadget/ gamer person thankfully …

She straight pipe lad

Its a dump valve you ape

2 Likes

Woooooommmmmp, woooommmmmpppp, coooooooohhhhhhh.

1 Like

Ohhhh … check the car wanker out …

The craze these days is young lads buying dirty daysul passats or boras. The old shape model

And doing them up?

This thread is a vile attack on @carryharry

5 Likes

Yeah, makes them sound like a Dublin bus. Why would anyone want to make their car sound like a bus or lorry…

Pikeys are into the Passats these days no?

No - Harry is a much more rounded guy than the type we are talking about… tho he is still a wanker.

1 Like

They’d put a few quid into them alright. Big sun visor covering half the windscreen then. Maybe a CB radio also

I had a serious integra back in the day. Was some beast

1 Like

Not sure. You’d get a Passat for handy money. Usually crazy mileage on them though

I’m sure there was a few lads from Clonlara that were always flying around Shannon Banks / Parteen /Ardnacrusha area back in the mid 00s — maybe a bit before your time but Barry’s Cross used to have all sorts pulling up there at weekends.