Guys who are into Cars = Wankers

We all know of one… Lives to talk about his car. No interest in Sport, or music, or programmes on tv. Just wants to talk about cars/ engines — constantly has new parts on the go.

There is something really cold about these lads that I could never warm to or befriend one of them…I have had a lifelong hate of this type of cretin - They must be the most boring, simple and uninteresting people on earth.

And yes, there’s one in the office and I hear him talking ‘shop’ every day.

It’s his turbo today… I have heard the word turbo 18 times already.

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU CUNT.

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For a pretend Shinner, pretend liverpool fan and a newly pretend Limerick GAA fan you have a very low tolerance for other people. There is a little knot of stress building up in you that will blow one of these days and it won’t be pretty. Your health is at risk.

I dont like car wankers either tbf

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There’s only so much any man can take.

Probably some clown trying to show what he has in his bank account- not much of a life really

Happy Friday guys

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Half of them end up driving into walls or trees at 120kph

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Got a new freshener for my car last week :nerd_face:

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Same as those fuckers who turn up to parties with their guitars.

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Now you’re talking

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Usually playing wonderwall

I have a bother who given half a chance will bang on about his ‘souped up mitsubishi hybrid’

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Why dont you just blow him up?

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Biggest guitar wanker of them all.

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I had a McLaren P1 beside me today on the freeway, which was a bit exciting as I’ve never seen one before.
What’s wrong with Glen Hansard ffs?

musicians?

Glenn Hansard?

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“Our boy drives a twin cam hi. She’s a pure fanny magnet”

This phrase has stuck with me- mainly because i visualised what a fanny magnet would actually look like to the occupant of said twin cam.
I’ve never shared this before.

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