The kids insist that I do it.
They’re laughing their holes off at you… No one respects you it seems. Not your kids, not the judges.
This year I sent it in a day late - I told the kids nit to bother entering this year, but you know what kids are like
Yes- little bastards are mugging you off. I’d play it up all year how much you are looking forward to next year - tell them you’re ordering a new specially made knife for the carving - talk about a special cut you saw online that get’s the best out of the pumpkins mouth etc. etc… then next year gather them into the back kitchen with the pumpkin and tell them to sit down and watch you at work … then pull out a sledge hammer and smash that little bastard up good and proper and tell the cunts to get ta fuck or you’ll do them in as well.
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Next year walk straight up to the head judge with a plump uncarved pumpkin and ware it off his/her head.
Smashing pumpkins.
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That’s a very harsh and unreasonable thing to say. I don’t see why you have formed such a view.
Split the family in half ffs
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You’re right you know. Maybe I’ll go for four in a row next year.
Anyone selling Fireworks?
I’ve some second hand stuff
No good boss.
Only used once
Bro in law was buying some up North last week. Lad selling them was grand and did him a good deal. The brother in law said he was slightly distracted by the handgun in plain view on the front seat of the seller’s van throughout the transaction.
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Did anyone here ever get the ring in the brack and actually get married within the year or know anyone who did?
Planning a wedding in a year . You must not love her
I’ve a smoke machine and some sound effects for when kids knock tonight. Gonna scare the shit out of them.
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I’ve a baseball bat and a bottle of whiskey.
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