Halloween

Me. The kids will choose their own

If you haven’t seen Get Out it’s a good one

These townie kids have it handy. House after house to choose from and gangs of them roaming around.

They don’t even have to knock for most of them, someone hits a door that opens and they converge like Hyenas on their prey. Joining the back of the queue and never even needing to say trick or treat.
They must be hitting a house a minute handy.

Not like walking 2k in the country and getting maybe 5 houses.

Tis no wonder townies are soft cunts

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It’s excellent, the follow up wasn’t as good but far more unsettling

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Soft cunts is right.

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Us, that’s the name of it. Very unsettling

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I never did trick or treating as a child. We used to go to a bonfire at the uncle’s field.

The little one has made a killing here. I’ll be home alone for two days minding the loot

Austin Powers Get In My Belly GIF by Chris Cimino

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Get out is hand down my favourite movie from the last 10 years, not much competition either i might add. Jordan Peel makes great mivies. I enjoyed Us also and his last one about a cowboy whos cattle where being abducted by a flying saucer

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Body did trick or treating when I was a kid, Halloween was a time for egg fights
Games at home alright when we were younger, bobbing for apples etc

A little fella of about three made his way to the door earlier after a bunch of older kids. Dressed in a Spider-Man costume and armed with a small bucket that would usually go with a spade. I threw sweets into the small available space.‘Thank you’ he says. ‘You’re very welcome’ says I,

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We used to go around our road collecting. There was about six of us and we’d be the only ones collecting on the street. The man at the end of the road, Mr Torrie, was one of the richest men in Waterford, he owned the L&N supermarkets. The mane cunt would give us a shilling to share between us.

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Got a heap of sweets on the way home and after the second caller I couldn’t have been arsed getting off the couch again. I’ll be eating sweets for a month.

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Barbarian. Thank me later. Don’t look at any trailers

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I know fucking house full of sweets now. Jelly sweets as well. My weakness

That is one fucking crazy movie!

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where can I get access to this?

Hereditary.
Scary as fuck.

I’ve decided upon Jaws myself.

jaws GIF by Challenger

Had to turn off Hubie Halloween- dirt

This is the shit ive just taken out of their two bags to fuck in the bin (collected early tomorrow am! )
Its a fraction of their haul. The young lady was wide to the possibillity and had the two of them seperate and bag up the swag and sellotape it. Took an inventory of all the vitals!

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