The Church on St Patricks Day 
I have always been a big fan of Halloween. I have many happy memories of running amok around the roads at home causing hi-jinks on unsuspecting bystanders. In later years then i have fond memories of pranking kids who would trick or treat at the door, i would often include a nasty surprise hidden amongst the trinket of sweets i would throw in their open sack. One time a used cigarette, another time a gone off banana. In fairness i would only do this to kids whom i didn’t like or suspected of trick or treating for a second time in the night, which i suspected happened. In more recent years i enjoyed dressing up for Halloween and going out getting blathered. One year i dressed as Fr. Dougal Maguire and remember giving advice to a homeless fella in the street who thought i was an actual priest.
A couple of young lads called to the house trick or treating when I was in college many moons ago.
Had no traditional treats so I gave them a porn magazine.
They seemed happy enough.
Ah no mate, not young whippersnappers out for a few sweeties.
They were young teenagers out on the cadge more than anything, hence their happiness at the high quality issue of club international I gave them.
Yeah yeah Piles. This is reminding me of Norris’ proclaiming how he’d have loved to have had an older man to take him under his wing and educate him sexually.
I won’t mention the time I gave a pound of semtex to some carol singers then.
All in the past.
Lucky there was no tape recorder so
Will Dublin be full of these idiots this weekend or will it hold off until the next. My work colleagues are fairly eager I meet them for a few drinks on Saturday night but I’m hestiant to commit myself if it will be overran by The Joker, some lads from Ghosbusters and I suppose Catwoman will be the popular one with the she-idiots this year
why dont you dress up as freddo or libanese ?
I reckon it’ll be the weekend after this one.
It goes against my principles to dress up as somebody.
Any of you dickheads dress up?
Have only done so once but it is a good laugh and i would recommend it.
There was a lot of dickheads dressed up last night in Limerick city. Cunts.
I despise them.
Up there with 12 pubs and christmas jumper wankers. Apart from the women who dress us as sluts naturally.
Is it a relatively new thing? I don’t remember as many people dressing up before, especially when these pubs weren’t hosting a fancy dress party.
The sad thing is your the knob if you’re not dressed up. Didnt bother with the beer at all this weekend, was going to have a dry November but i’ve a fucking wedding in the middle of it now, still a whole bank holiday without a beer is some sort of record for me.
I was a big fan of Halloween as a young fella, knacker drinking around a bonfire, great times
I’m dressing up as a mad bastard for Halloween.