Ham and Eggers

Put David Fitzgerald’s legs below Isak’s torso and he’s Hot Shot Hamish

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Jimmy Dunne

too raw for me to defend him right now

You’re boiling….

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He has the makings of a proper cult hero. A proper old school no nonsense ham and egger.

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Czechia, or whatever they’re calling themselves nowadays

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Alan Browne is just a ham, no egg

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Helps that he has the name of a taxi driver from cabra too

Browne bread

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The most dangerous Ham and Egger detrimental to a teams chances is the Ham and Egger who is unaware of his true nature. He was probably listening to various Sia songs in the build up and thought he was ‘taking responsibility.’ It’s probably why he has had such a good career in the English second tier. but we’d been here before. Find the side netting like Ronaldinho, stitch it in like Hoggie. He missed in the exact same way to doom our last campaign against Slovakia.

I’d say all the players and the manager knew he shouldn’t be taking it, if it was Vietnam, someone would probably have thrown a grenade into his tent. The occasion called for a Steve Finnan type penalty conversion, we got an archetype ham and egger.

I love The Dentist but should’ve stopped this and fucked young Vale under the bus to take it. Bastard took too many modules in corporate social responsibility in Dentistry School. Martin O’Neill would’ve Rugby tackled Browne.

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:clap:

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Dieter Eilts. Germany Euro '96 defensive midfielder. Only ever played for Werder Bremen.

Marcos Senna. Spain Euro 2008 defensive midfield equivalent. Played for Villarreal.

Both of these players were 31 during those tournaments and are pretty much excusively remembered for what they did at those tournaments.