Have you got any likes in the last few days? Youāve been trolling around here like a kerb crawler looking for one since I kicked your ass.
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This kicking ass term is fairly 1980ās Mike. Twas best left there too.
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Sorry. Just watched a documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger
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My favourite Arnold Schwarzenegger anecdote concerns the time he was in Limerick to open the new Hard Rock Cafe there and attended a Munster v Leicester rugby game at Thomond Park.
In the corporate hospitality suite beforehand there were some reminiscences about the 2002 Heineken Cup final between former players who were involved in that game.
Austin Healey got a bit cheeky and suggested that a few of them should recreate the controversial incident that decided the result. Healey suggested that heād reprise his own role, while Martin Johnson, Mick Galwey and Peter Stringer would also play themselves.
Quick as a flash, and realising that the main protagonist from that incident was not present to recreate the moment, Schwarzenegger quipped āIāll be Backā.
Words fail me.
Yes. And I liked it.
Itās been too long sadly
All things being equal, even if it happended to me these days, its too much like hard work to do anything about it
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It never happened in the first place you spoofing cunt.
Whatever 
did a random enough bird ever grab your paw and shove it someplace most birds wouldnt want you shoving it?
a cuntish thing to do i feel as it leaves you wide open
Ya, a Linerick bird did this to me one night in some mid week night club. She had a husband o found out as the night went on. āPlease just come outside and fuck me, i need to be fuckedā was the last thing she said to me as i pretended to go to bar. Had a few āincidentsā in Limerick as it happens.
Look after your partners needs lads was the overwhelming lesson i got that night. She was actually mad about the poor cunt i gathered but he was too busy to bang her it seemed.
But i get your point. Its dangerous and certainly could be used to set someone up. Have her mate across the bar with a camera phone. This is what the devious cunts are up to.
Turn on Newstalk there now
What was he on about first?
Numerous times - Iāve had ladies take my hand and shove it down their underwear also -Iāve woken up a couple of times with ladies on top of meā¦ womens be tripping.
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I was man handled by a hen party down the back of an aer aran Galway-Edinburgh flight back in the day. I never sought counselling at the time and I bear the cognitive scars to this very day.
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Have to smile at some of the cases that come out of the States. There was a case a while back where a sixteen year old was shagging one of his teachers. Fucking idiots told the father who of course I presumed sued to see what he could get out of it.
There were a few fine mares teaching us when I was in secondary. If I was lucky enough to be manhandled by one of them, I certainly wouldnāt be telling any of the parents
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