Will they consummate on the wedding night or will they be too tuckered out from the celebrations? Who will pitch? And who will recieve? That will be the bet at each table during the reception. Betting on the length of the best mans speech is so, well, just so straight.
I can’t wait. I’m just made up for the two lads. I really am.
[QUOTE=“fucked out, post: 1146122, member: 1495”]Will they consummate on the wedding night or will they be too tuckered out from the celebrations? Who will pitch? And who will recieve? That will be the bet at each table during the reception. Betting on the length of the best mans speech is so, well, just so straight.
I can’t wait. I’m just made up for the two lads. I really am.[/QUOTE]
Great question. You’d imagine there’ll be a lot of alcohol involved. However seeing as it’ll be a free bar at least I won’t have to cycle down to the local off licence for cans. That’s one of the great things about weddings as far as I’m concerned.
Will they have kids, I wonder? I can see either being a great mother.
In case this gets out of hand and some of the benders on here start to get erections and that type of thing let me state that I am unfortunately already married, to a woman. A fine one at that but again best wishes to young tickle
But seriously this chap is rattled to within an inch of his life. I’d say he’s frothing at the mouth as he jumps from thread to thread shouting stuff at us.
[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1146138, member: 2269”]Its OK I don’t want to marry you either pal.
But seriously this chap is rattled to within an inch of his life. I’d say he’s frothing at the mouth as he jumps from thread to thread shouting stuff at us.[/QUOTE]
Ah lovely
[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1146100, member: 183”]The Yes vote means the lads are done with straight marriage, so I’ll be happy to wish them well in their new life together.
Who wants to plan this? It’ll be the biggest event in TFK history, the first time two forum members have ever got married to each other.
So many questions. What will be the venue? Will it be Clare or Kilkenny?
Are Dromoland Castle or Mount Juliet too pricey for the reception? Or are we looking at somewhere more downmarket, like The Spots?
Who’ll be wearing the dress? Who’ll be the best man? @ProjectX[/USER] must be a short price favourite, or perhaps [USER=3055]@Sean stack.
What about bridesmaids? @Tassotti must surely be in the frame.
Will @Nembo Kid score at the reception or will he yet again draw a blank?
Who’s signing in for crashing this?[/QUOTE]
Where the fuck have you been all day and yesterday? Some of us stood up to the homophobic gougers. It’s fucking pathetic that you are coming on now and trying to bask in my reflected glory.
He’s coming on now giving it loads since its clear the yes side are safely romping home. At least you were here to stand up for your incorrect immoral beliefs and put your monikor on the line. I’ve lost all respect for him to be honest.
I’m delighted to see that people are hanging on my every word like this. I wan’t aware that I had to be chained to the forum like Breda O’Brien wants women to be chained to the kitchen sink.
