He is not the Messiah

Things
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He is a very naughty boy.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Oh! It’s blessed are the meek! I’m glad they’re getting something, they had a hell of a time…

:D:D:D:D:D

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be spat at in the face. I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

:D:D:D:D:D

Nisus Wettus: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Ah, no. Freedom.
Nisus Wettus: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn’t done anything, so I can go free and live on an island somewhere.
Nisus Wettus: Oh, oh that´s jolly good. well. Off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I’m only pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really!
Nisus Wettus: [laughing] Oh, I see, very good. Well…
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out the door, one cross each, line on the left.

Genius :clap::clap::clap:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EI7p2p1QJI

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:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called… ‘Incontinentia’. ‘Incontinentia Buttocks’.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COdT9f-CvhU

:D:clap:

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Blessed are the cheesemakers???

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Monty Python is incredibly overrated.

Nothing more than a bunch of intellectual Cambridge edcuated cunts trying their best to out do each other in terms of ‘out there’ comedy.

Now if you excuse me, I will return to listen to Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart.

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The scene with @Mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahg2GVWHGKY

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[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 930032, member: 24”]Monty Python is incredibly overrated.

Nothing more than a bunch of intellectual Cambridge edcuated cunts trying their best to out do each other in terms of ‘out there’ comedy.

Now if you excuse me, I will return to listen to Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart.[/QUOTE]

I want to give you a cunt and a funny rating at the same time…Not a funny cunt rating now mind… @Rocko can we sort this?