did you hear Stevie Irwin sucked croc cock because its not like rock,
silly of me to mock,
a man who lost his block not to a croc but to a 'ray under the dock,
the crowds came flock,
Nobody gave a fock - it was Irwin; his chest in a jock, from the knock,
Funeral’s over, time to go on the lock,
And score with his wife who’s filthy as fock,
So next time yer down at the dock,
Take a moment to stop,
And look at the fock who got stabbed by a stingrays cock