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Keep your hands on the sides
Something to do with sexy children and fine wine I think.
Father Fitzpatrick: And this is the last known photo of Herr Hitler; he’s signing a few death warrants there.
Ted: Funny how you get more right-wing as you get older!
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Dougal: God, I’ve heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord’s going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that’s us. That’s Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.
[quote=“The Puke”]Father Fitzpatrick: And this is the last known photo of Herr Hitler; he’s signing a few death warrants there.
Ted: Funny how you get more right-wing as you get older![/quote]
That was a fooking brilliant line. There was some awesome writing in a few of those episodes.
Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.
Dougal: What’s going on?
Priest: We’re in Ireland’s largest lingerie department
Dougal: No. I mean in general.
Of course… they all have lovely bottoms!
John O’Leary: What can we do for you Father?
Dougal: I was looking for a pair of handcuffs actually.
John: A pair of handcuffs? What do you need them for?
Dougal: Oh nothing much, they’re for me and Ted.
Mary: You and Father Ted?
Dougal: Yeah, we’re just trying something out.
John: Well emm, actually, funnily enough we do have a pair. Sergeant Thornton left them here when he retired.
Dougal: Retired from what?
John: From the police.
Dougal: The police? Was Sergeant Thornton a policeman?
John: Emm, he was yes. Why do you think he wore the uniform?
Dougal: Oh I thought he was just having a laugh.
John: Anyway here’s the handcuffs.
Dougal: Great, bye now.
Sure in and out of walls and giddy up
DOUGAL- Ahh, lets see,
I’ll have the Hindu Curry, Steak and Chips, and a glass of Coke thanks.
POLICEMAN- Do you know where you are? Your in a police station.
DOUGAL- Oh right. Well, in that case, I’ll just have the Satay Chicken.
This is a terribly discriminatory thread. What about the low profile stick hurling managers who got death threats?
Typical of the GPA inspired malaise the GGA finds itself in. Only the inter county players get representation.
Only the high profile stick hurling managers who got death threats get an NCC thread on TFK.
[quote=“Fitzy”]This is a terribly discriminatory thread. What about the low profile stick hurling managers who got death threats?
Typical of the GPA inspired malaise the GGA finds itself in. Only the inter county players get representation.
Only the high profile stick hurling managers who got death threats get an NCC thread on TFK.[/quote]
You are dealing with a bigot of the highest order in NCC all the same fitzy…
Dougal: What’s going on?
Priest: We’re in Ireland’s largest lingerie department
Dougal: No. I mean in general.
[quote=“myboyblue”]Dougal: What’s going on?
Priest: We’re in Ireland’s largest lingerie department
Dougal: No. I mean in general.[/quote]
slip
slop
slap
says the man who said he would rather see african kids die than to have to make eye contact with the people on the street that try & get you to join their charity
Huh ?
link please…