How do I Know I'm Not Dead?

anon7035031 · December 9, 2015, 4:18pm

Descartes has been thoroughly discredited.

Julio_Geordio · December 9, 2015, 4:19pm

You know nothing Chocolate Mice.

anon7035031 · December 9, 2015, 4:22pm

As we have no means (currently) of measuring a thought, we cannot say what they are made of or even if they are real.

Lazarus · December 9, 2015, 4:37pm

Who hasn’t?

anon61956325 · December 9, 2015, 4:41pm

See you in the Curragower for my wake later, lads.

anon7035031 · December 9, 2015, 4:56pm

True

carryharry · December 9, 2015, 6:36pm

Yes.

ironmoth · February 11, 2016, 1:56pm

Just back from the doctor. He confirmed I’m not dead.

glasagusban · February 11, 2016, 4:54pm

Was this your doctor?

anon61956325 · February 11, 2016, 5:04pm

How did he confirm this??

TreatyStones · February 11, 2016, 5:35pm

How do you know your doctor isn’t dead too?
How does he know he’s not dead?

Julio_Geordio · February 11, 2016, 5:55pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfb1fUTXCy0

ironmoth · February 11, 2016, 8:31pm

Don’t be silly - that’s John McClane!

“Welcome to the party, pal!”

ironmoth · February 11, 2016, 8:33pm

Have you seen the episode of Family Guy where Peter thought Doctor Hartman was just going to take his pulse, but instead he stuck a finger in his ass?