Huel. Unreal. 2019 new and improved

I’m going vegan for a month next week

1 Like

I see a dog with very big eyes and tiny legs.

5 Likes

Huel is a serious cod, as @KinvarasPassion pointed out the molecular makeup is pure fucking poison, I was mugged off badly

Sure I bought a bag off it myself. It brought on a bad bout of brain fog and twas only then I read the ingredients. I drove past the creche two mornings in a row and had to turn back, I knew then twas time to give it to the dog.

1 Like

I wouldn’t even give it to a dog

3 Likes

You’re eating too much of the stuff

I’d sooner eat dog than eat Huel.

In fact, given the sheer amount of Crispy Chilli Things with Egg Fried Rice I’ve eaten over the years, I almost certainly have.

Huel just didn’t agree with me. Probably the chewing gum.

The t shirt is still going strong however.

1 Like

You’ll be a fat foggy bastard eating a month of vegan food in one week.

1 Like

reports coming in of the first Huel related suicide. A savage lack of essential amino acids and nutrients has caused a resident of Seattle to take their own life due to an impaired thought process

Poor cunt was probably running dry on serotonin. Very sad.

3 Likes

Any lad still running on Huel 2.3 needs their head (and gut) examined.

Huel 3.0 is now out.

Upgraded to feature

  • Added pro and prebiotics
  • Kombucha & acerola Cherries - natural sources of B vitamins and vitamin C
  • Kelp to provide a natural source of Iodine
  • All natural flavours
  • Improved taste & smoother texture
2 Likes

Ye’ll be safe from nuclear fallout anyway

Totally worth the price increase. If anything you are losing money and years off your life not being on v3.

#hueligan

1 Like

New features or new bugs. :thinking:

Scenes. Huel Black.

What’s different?

  • 50% less carbs
  • 33% more protein
  • and zero artificial sweeteners, but still less than 5% sugar
  • With the addition of kombucha, pro- and prebiotics

Huel as a meal provides the right amount of protein, essential fats, carbohydrates, fibre, vitamins & minerals.

Gluten-free and available in Vanilla and Chocolate flavours.

3 Likes

Is the price also different?

8 euro a bag extra

@Lazarus

A 9 euro huel cocktail could get you back in action.

1 Like

Peanut butter flavour now available :pint:

1 Like