Hunting & other rural pursuits

Indeed, there seems to be an absolute abundance of wildlife around at the moment.
Great to see following the couple of harsh winters. Nearly stepped on a hen pheasant the other evening when I had the dogs out.

Yeah, the pheasants get fairly stupid when mating season is in full flow.

Could people please report any shooting of grey crows on this thread please. Iā€™d say those bastards do more damage to pheasant stocks than any fox.

I saw a rat run across the yard the other evening, not sure if iā€™ve reported it. Iā€™ve put down a rat trap since and got two rats with it. Iā€™m going to put poison about the place too. Cunts. Utter, utter vermin cunts.

I found rat holes around a shed at home. Iā€™d like to bolt them somehow so the terrier pup could have a go at em but Iā€™d say Iā€™ll just have to set a trap for them

Whatā€™s a rat hole? Do they dig out a piece of the shed?

Its a hole dug by a rat

I didnt realise the determination of rats till a years ago when I was moving into the new house.

The garage had a small hole left where we were going to put pipes but didnt in the end and never close the holes. Anyway I opened the garage door one winters evening and a young buck rat rang out the door against me. I hate the cunts and I was well pissed off that they were in the garage where I had various bits and pieces stored.

Anyway, I wasnā€™t long finding the offending entrance and I mixed a bit of concrete the following day and filled the hole. Fuck me I came home the following evening and the cunt had bored his way through 12 inches of nearly set concrete. So I boarded up the inside opening with a bit of ply and did the same on the outside. I took down the ply on the outside the following day cause the painter was knocking around. Came home home the following day and the cunt of a rat had eaten in 3 to 4 inches into the concrete. I couldnā€™t fcuking believe it. This was over two days after the concrete had been set.

Anyway, I did a bit of research, filled the remaining hole with concrete, threw a fist full of broken glass into the concrete and long behold that did the job.

Being obsessed with this cunt of a rat I would check most evenings and one evening I come around the back of the garage I see the cunt gnawing away and he kind of ignores me initially to my shock and stays at it then he decides to go and run off but its obvious he is under the influence of poison as he is wobbling like fuck so I grab the darby shovel left nearby and left rip with a swift downward movementā€¦ got him.

I hate the cunts. Found a nest of them in an old house years ago little purple cunts.

Would the terrier tackle this lad Runt?
http://tbelfield.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/giant-rat.jpg

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I hate them rats too and my father had a similar experience to KP as he tried to pour concrete around a hole they were using to get into the shed, the fuckers had gnawed or ate away the concrete as well during the nightā€¦

Got me a new tent at the weekend, thinking of going off camping for the long weekend, the weather is supposed to decent.

Camping is for townies Runt I do not feel such activities are in the spirit of this thread

:rolleyes:

Very much incorrect

Bollocks fran what kind of person would sleep in a tent rather than a bed, this is a tread for rural pass times not for townies sleeping on a lawn in a five star camp site

I can see your angle on this turfcutter but the noble art of camping is often mistaken for an excuse to go knacker drinking. On reflection, you may be correct in this instance concerning The Runt.

The runt isnā€™t the type

:unsure:

Iā€™m not planning on staying in a campsite. Hoping to rough it somewhere.
Last time we went away we ended up camping on Beara Island. A great spot.

The Runt is a toerag. The trouble himself, Julio and Rintintin get in is nobodies business

I very rarely get into trouble myself.

Starts and ducks for cover.

The fact that you let a poor simlpleton like Rintintin take the slack and the beatings reflects worse on you