I never meant to cause you any sorrow

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I never meant to cause you any pain

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Then stop spamming us with your maudlin shite

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I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

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Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

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It’s spelt “magdalen”, pal.

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Is that gluten free?

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Nun of that

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I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend

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I’m just a jealous guy

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Baby, I could never steal you from another
It’s just a shame our friendship had to end

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Woman I can hardly express,
My mixed emotion at my thoughtlessness,
After all I’m forever in your debt,
And woman I will try express,
My inner feelings and thankfullness,
For showing me the meaning of succsess,
oooh well, well,
oooh well, well,

Woman I know you understand
The little child inside the man,
Please remember my life is in your hands,
And woman hold me close to your heart,
However, distant don’t keep us apart,
After all it is written in the stars,
oooh well, well,
oooh well, well,

Woman please let me explain,
I never mean(t) to cause you sorrow or pain,
So let me tell you again and again and again,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah)…

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It would be a good clothesing line

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RIP Prince.