He could use his big toe
Limerick jersey on and the OāNeills shorts, socks and sandals to complete it all.
Smell of sunscreen and Lynx africa off him
an early detection system for the locals.
It must be an awful sensory overload seeing a roaster family in one of these holiday spots, for the locals
Sights: White flesh overflowing/tucked into various sporting/leisure wear, hair where there really shouldnāt be any, red raw parts that make you grimace
Sounds: Sean South, The Banks and Molly Malone at half three every morning or else a drunken row between a married couple.
Smells: Sunscreen, BO and lightly cooked skin
and thatās before you even mention a family with a few kids. Sitting down in a nice eatery with sophisticated Swiss, Germans and Swedish families on the second week of a holiday and the kids are after going feralā¦ lobbing paella at the other familes, turning over tables and generally acting the bollocks, and the parent too pissed to care
Iām well able to conduct myself when the situation arises such as these few days in Vilamoura I have no problem with going full in roaster either Iām a chameleon
Vilamoura?
The background looks like a scene from Gomorrah in Naples.
Playing tomorrow with Mrs Bod and going to the final round of the Portugal Masters on Sunday
Brilliant. Enjoy pal
P.s. I couldnāt play golf with the Mrs.
I couldnāt play golf with my Mrs either.
Itās probably cause I canāt play golf.
Are you Jazzing?
nahā¦ Few friends down who are.
Jesus your holidays sound grim
Looks gorgeous, enjoy