There’s hardly a mouthful in that for fuck sake
Like mothers milk 
Are you away working? Enjoy
And on the day the five year old got her MMR vaccine…
The Ken Barlow pint glass.
It’s a lovely glass, stick it into your bag when you’re done
You need to keep one in front of you at all times 
@Locke being sold a pup here. Jugs of froth and he praising it.
Cunning barman spots eager Paddy taking pics froth and slops and sniggers to himself.
Everyone gets the same. It’s the way it’s pored over here 
I’ve pored over it again and it still looks frothy. 
Beep beep you’ll be in a heap in the morning
Are you drinking from glasses in the barely used glass cabinet in the posh room for visitors?
If you bring back rhe empty you’ll get two full ones if you’ve the crokes half zip on