I won't be able to drink to spread covid

[Raylan]

Did they not mind making up hang sandwidges for you the whole week long?

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

No.

[habanerocat]

@Fagan_ODowd

@habanerocat

All inclusive doesn’t suit everyone. I’ll list some of the negatives here just for pig iron. All places are different I suppose. This was Costa del Sol area.

We went around this time after the schools restarted. So there was very few kids or 30 somethings.

The obesity by the pool was off the charts. A real eye opener.

No kids, so quiet enough but you’d still have to queue for everything. I suppose they know how to gauge it queue wise.

Ice cream was extra. The local beers and wines and spirits were free but any bottled beers were extra, as were Irish spirits and well known foreign ones like the wife’s Bacardi. They had a local alternative but she didn’t like that.

Meals were all self service and they’d be a mad rush when the doors opened. You might be lucky to get a table to yourselves but mostly not.

The wife got sick of it after a few days and started hitting the beach and restaurants thereafter. We had the odd pizza in the afternoon in the pool bar after the rush. Other than that we were out.

It just wasn’t for us.

You also had to wear a bracelet all the time. It wasn’t really removable. There was talk about that if the waiters in the restaurants down the town spotted the bracelet you’d get bad service as the all inclusive was taking business from them. I didn’t really understand this but everybody hid their bracelet when they went out.

Are you sure it wasn’t a prison camp you were in?

That a good description alright.

We were with the sister in law. It was her idea. But the Bacardi thing finished her as well.

[habanerocat]

I’d imagine in a classy all-inclusive you’d pay dear for table service.

I don’t know. Is there such a thing on package holidays? If you know what I mean.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@habanerocat

I’d imagine in a classy all-inclusive you’d pay dear for table service.

I don’t know. Is there such a thing on package holidays? If you know what I mean.

The cruises are all inclusive and you pay for a drinks package or not if you don’t want to do it that way.

[backinatracksuit]

All inclusive me bolix, eating your body weight in prison food because you want value and drinking piss all day

You’d put on 5 stone and shorten your life by ten years

[habanerocat]

I don’t comprehend.

[Malarkey]

@Kyle

@Malarkey the dirty drunk would have his mickey out by 10am. Right hand over left ball.

[Snigger, snigger. I’m such a clever coward that I go around constantly changing my handle – esoecially when a female politician makes me piss myself – and annoying all the ‘wokies’. Snigger, snigger. I’m so clever that I am a fierce smooth hypocrite. Snigger, anigger. I’m so clever that the mother still brestfeeds me every Tuesday evening. Snigger, snigger. I’m so clever that I pal uo with every sleazy moron on here. Snigger, snigger. I’m so clever that I am sow egotistical and pig stupid. Snigger, snigger.]

[Kyle]

Stage 9

[Watchyourtoes]

@Malarkey

@Kyle

@Malarkey the dirty drunk would have his mickey out by 10am. Right hand over left ball.

Snigger, anigger.

Considering @Kyle well known ethnicity… ADMINS??

[Malarkey]

@Watchyourtoes

Considering @Kyle well known ethnicity… ADMINS??

Your sordid mind, not mine.

I know 'eff all about that moron’s background.

[Watchyourtoes]

Freudian slip then, no surprise.

[Malarkey]

@Kyle

Stage 9

Snigget, snigger.

You were fierce boring on that podcast. But I watched the whole hour of it!

I love Elon Musk and Donal Trunp. Gives me a personality!

Snigger, snigger.

[Malarkey]

@Watchyourtoes

Freudian slip then, no surprise.

Ireland, alas, is full of gobshites like you. Pity ye all could not be deported to Rockall.

[Watchyourtoes]

@Malarkey

@Watchyourtoes

Freudian slip then, no surprise.

Irelabd

Islamabad?

[Kyle]

Like the vast majority of people i fell asleep in jig time… You killed what should have been a great occasion. I’d say Dalo was mortified listening to you drone on … you truly are a drip.

[Malarkey]

@Kyle

Like the vast majority of people i fell asleep in jig time… You killed what should have been a great occasion. I’d say Dalo was mortified listening to you drone on … you truly are a drip.

Am I? Of course, you are that peculiar and twisted splice of egotism and utter stupidity that you would not think to ask yourself the obvious question: what sort of a fuckwit is obsessed with a supposed drip?

I am important! I got the server crashed when I was-- well, whatever I was back then!

Snigger, snigger.

[Batigol]

I might go for a pint

[iron_mike]

@backinatracksuit

All inclusive me bolix, eating your body weight in prison food because you want value and drinking piss all day

You’d put on 5 stone and shorten your life by ten years

Ah shur , you’d save the price of a Taylor swift concert doing it.

[Kyle]

The only person obsessed with you on here is yourself. You’re a horrible little cunt that the mods seem to tolerate for some bizarre reason