He didnāt shit on them.
Half of em are dead
Even allowing for that I canāt see how theyād be less attractive.
Is that Julie Goodyear on the left. Maybe at a push
Necrophaelia still seems the better option. You wouldnāt have to chat them up*
*assuming time travel being possible
Dolly Parton
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Iād say sheād give it back soft, if at all
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You reckon she chops mickeys off after sheās done with them?
no, have you ever had sex Chandler?
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Would you often look for that in a woman, someone to chop your mickey off? Would you ever consider letting her cage it instead? Maybe it might be a little less drastic than bobbitting yourself entirely.
are you the only person allowed to use a turn of phrase on here you arrogant wanker.
Iāll say it again and I wonāt get tired of saying it. You arenāt as funny as you think you are. Chandler
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I dont mind you going on about handing it back soft, but there was a very sinister undercurrent to you questioning if sheād hand it back at all. it was quite disturbing really.
itās quite a common turn of phrase mate.
You making it about lobbing off body parts is the weird part here. thatās your head, not mine.
Woah, no need to lash out, I seem to have touched a nerve. Go on about your day, truth be told, Iād rather not dig much deeper into that strange mind of yours.
strange you picked that post as the one you thought I lashed out in and not the one where I called you an arrogant wanker.
have a very nice day fella.
You too āfellaā, try control that rage a little, just for the sake of those around you.
keep telling those jokes! knock 'em dead, Chandler.
i think itās funny that people call each āwankersā yeah pal cos youve never indulged in a five knuckle shuffle