This valuable and attractive pair of gloves will go to the first person to correctly answer the following question: How many goals did I concede in tonight’s hard fought 1-0 victory for TFK played in stormy conditions in Sandymount?
zero?
Are you answering a question with a question?
No, I am putting forward a tentative guess, hence the question mark
Are you?
Am I?
Either answer the question with conviction or get to fuck.
Them gloves are in mint condition.
Apart from the abrasions on the right thumb and forefinger…mmmmmmm?
zero!!!
That’s from one half of football behind our defence.
Correct.
Well done chewy. 
Bandage,
As I am the owner of numerous pairs of goalkeeping gloves, I wish for these gloves to be brought to the TFK Xmas party tomorrow night and either auctioned or raffled off with the money going to charity*
- put the money in whichever poor box the 51 has for black babies
A sensational gesture by a wonderful person and poster.
You should be very proud of yourself chewy.
What a fucking hero.
We can all learn from Chewy’s charitable nature at this time of the year and remember those less fortunate than us, like MBB.
A lovely gesture :barcasmile: 
With Farmer and Jugs in front of him Bandage doesn’t get much of any opportunity to use these gloves. His main role is to set up wave after wave of attack on the opponents goal.
You should have offered them to the other teams goalkeeper tonight as a gesture of goodwill.
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With Farmer and Jugs in front of him Bandage doesn’t get much of any opportunity to use these gloves.[/quote]
:rolleyes:
:lol:
Those gloves would make a lovely Balotelli-esque hat, have you discussed this possible venture with your tailor, Bandage?
The tailor would have to be a miracle worker to make them big enough to fit over bandage’s forehead*
[size=1]*sorry bandage, couldn’t resist[/size]
Does everyone know about the forehead thing? I thought that was an offline only joke. Ah great stuff. What a fucking forehead on that man.
It has been forum knowledge since one of Richie Sadlier’s lackies bullied Bandage on twitter about it