I got something similar from my spousal equivalent 
I got a gift of my first watch in about 20 years
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Someone’s trying to drop a hint, Joe!
Very happy to give that it’s tenth, you like looking bollox, happy christmas KP!
I’m bloody awful at buying gifts for Mrs Fitzy, but by jesus the same cannot be said of her. Delighted, I mean really delighted to receive Paul Bangays Garden Design Handbook from her this christmas. For anyone into gardening, Bangay is a master and its abtruly beautiful bokk, to go along with twomore of his books I have, which she bought for me.
But she outdone herself on the alcohol stakes. A 12 pack of Guinness Extra Stout. She thiught she was buying draught, I haven’t had Guinness Extra Stout in years. I’vle drunk a lot of IPA and various and apsunder hipster stouts over the last few years. Never a thought about this drink. I was apprehensive to say the least. I am happy to report that Guinness Extra Stout is a beautiful beer, especially when very cold (I’ve been chilling it in the freezer). Fuck all,your hipster @mac beers, Guinness Extra Stout lads, your Dad drank it, you know it makes sense.
It was time you upped your game all right.
Piketty, who’d have guessed 
I’d rather fucking shoot myself
Welcome to the big leagues pal
He had 51 tabs open on chrome, and the fucker working in IT.
QA pal… ABT, always be testing.