Well I do now. Which moisturiser do you normally use ?
Coconut oil. Lovely shine off me chiseled jaw bones every morning.
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Sounds great buddy. D’know what, I’m half embarrassed about the way I went around for the past decade or more, loose hairs everywhere and I looking like chewbacca at work, I cannot believe it took me this long to cop myself on to the simplicity of basic grooming. The Eastern Europeans seem to be light years ahead of us in that field.
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Speak for yourself, mate - Actually, speak for rural lads… Some of us have been moisturizing and grooming ourselves since adulthood, it’s part and parcel of being a man. You have lads on here then like @Smark and @Horsebox who think wearing a scarf is gay - can you imagine the state of them?
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I cringe when I think about fellas like them, how hard is it to look after yourself.
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he probably doesn’t even trim his pubic hair the filthy bastard
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A big bush protruding out the sides of his off colour Y-fronts
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Not that hard. I’d say easy to middling. Start off by using the pride you feel at having a moist face to go further. Maybe concentrate on keeping the giant farmer locks on the sides of your face trimmed for a whole month then work from there. You can do it.
I find that urbanites like yourself and the selfish giant go wrinkly alot earlier than us rural folk be it lack of a proper oxygen supply or whatever…
What steps are you taking to combat these facial changes pal?
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It’s the inbreeding that happens among the upper middle classes.
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They will end up looking like Gay Byrne eventually
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It’s the stress from pretend combat that does the real damage.
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How would you like a hurl pointed at you in a dimly lit room?
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You can see why lads have PTSD wrinkles alright.
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You mean a hockey stick or tennis racket.
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Proper sports
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She’s asked me what I want, any ideas?
Any decent gadgetry out there at the moment, not too pricey, under €150
GAA season ticket.
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