If you could take any woman for your wife

I’ve been doing some background reading on this bint, SS**. Turns out she has been married not once, but twice, and is currently engaged to be married for a third time. She also has three kids from two different men, the most recent child was born out of wedlock. I’m trying to warm to her but i’m finding it difficult, and your picture of her must be at least ten years old…

That’s upsetting, Dunph. If I may I’d like to switch to Iwona who works in the Brennan’s Maxol garage in Newbridge, Co Kildare. Unfortunately I don’t have a picture.

Nicola Charles was a very bad choice, SS. She seems a right whorebag.

That’s what happens when you put your stock in sheer aesthetics I suppose, Thraw. I conducted about as much due diligence as an Anglo Irish Bank lender. It’s a good job this was merely a kite-flying exercise and not a binding contract.

Good to see you come to your senses following your shocking first choice. A picture would be preferable, but i’ve not made it a condition so Iwona stands. Good luck in your pursuit btw…

I’m at sixes and sevens here with my choices Dunph, it’s just like real life.

she is a stunner

Great choice TTK. :clap: :clap: :clap:

The attractive middle aged woman who lives down the road from me but won’t return my affections. No picture I’m afraid.

:rolleyes:

She must be a Hunegal fan.

Are lads not allowed pick good looking women for this or something? *

  • Apart from Nicola Charles

Whah?

Holy fuck is TTK actually serious?

As I am not allowed to select her good self… i’ll go with the lovely Claire Byrne

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Good choice KP.

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One of Laois’ finest :clap:

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I was going to fight you for her KP, but then I heard she was from Laois.