Jimmy Bohan
An Irish James Bond who works for the special branch, the main character (Jimmy Bohan) is a roaster from Offaly or some Midlands shithole and is tasked with taking down organised crime in the country. He will have special custom made gadgets like sliotar grenades and a hurley with various add ons. Lead character will be modelled on Shane Curran.
Johnny Dooley has the dashing good looks needed for the role. He also has form for leading an unexpected, devastating attack on a centre of organised crime, from which it never recovers.
Daithi Regan is tailor made for this.
Cheddar has to be a contender. That beanie could become the cult fashion accessory of 2016 if this programme gets made.
The character would have to move from Offaly to Laois, no one could believe this sort of suave gentleman to be a Biffo
Dr. Dog
Lassie meets House. An oncologist takes on rare cancer forms and must find a way to successfully treat them using his rare and unorthodox methods. The twist is the oncologist is actually a dog!
Not a word of a lie, I actually LOLâd 
Mindfulness: The Ultimate Challenge
Reality TV show where failed rugby player, musician and mental well being fraud Bressie takes batshit crazy singer Sinead OâConnor into his home and sees if he can get through to the crazy woman. Follow the pair on their battle through mental illness and swindling the vulnerable in society.
The UFFC: The Ultimate Farm Fighting Championship
Once off documentary following forum stalwart @KinvarasPassion in his farming travails. In this documentary KP introduces us to some of the unheralded combat techniques on the farm, such as:
signing in.
Way hay 
Degrading and disrespectful, brilliant at making a fool of the animal and throwing them off their game. Watch exclusive footage of @KinvarasPassion nearly slapping a heifer over with one.
Where would I get jujitsu classes lads?
I am strong in the air but if the bullock gets me on the ground I could be in trouble?
Fuck your jujitsu classes mate, this is all you need to know
âHarris to Healthâ
A new sitcom set in Ireland, to be broadcast on Channel 4, after being rejected by RTE. Stephen Harris, a bright, articulate, cocky but naive young member of parliament, is appointed Minister for Health in a new government.
Stephen is seen as smart and able and having a big future by his Taoiseach, his party, his constituents and the media but he soon finds himself in difficulties in his new post and a series of hilarious incidents ensues as he stumbles from one crisis to another.
Stephenâs battle of wills with his departmental secretary general Jim Trolley is a constant source of amusement.
A running theme throughout the series is Stephenâs flirty relationship with a bright, talented and attractive new member of parliament, Kate OâConnor, who has her eye on Stephenâs job, or at least a job as his junior minister. Kate is married, but Stephen is undeterred and harbours hopes he can win her heart. How will it all end up?
Starring:
Stuart Townsend as Stephen Harris
Sarah Greene as Kate OâConnor
Graham Norton as Enda Kelly
Brendan Gleeson as Jim Trolley
Jack Russell - The Sheep Ripper
Reality documentary following a Jack Russell dog who is the ring leader of sheep killing gang operating in West Cork.
Yourself , McCarron and some bird from Xpose to have a show called âSex Factorâ where ordinary folk try to make it as a porn star . A proces of elimination will apply with the voting public paying for the thing .
A winner methinks .
Iâm asexual.
You are being asked to judge the aesthetics of people fucking .
Not into sex mate.