I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days


#2481

A month ago buddy. November.


#2482

7 hours drinking on a Sunday? Fucking lightweight


#2483

You’re an inspiration mate.


#2484

I’ve been on Morphine for two days. Also ate two cana cookies last night and drank a bottle of single malt. I actually met God and am available for spiritual advice should anyone be in need.


#2485

You are some man


#2486

I didn’t realise you were mates with @caoimhaoin.


#2487

Ask him what the fuck he was thinking when he signed off on the design phase of Project Sinus.


#2488

Wine, Guinness, gin since 6 repeat ad nauseum Christmas party. Rounded off with a visit to Charlie’s. Home about 4. Kid bouncing on my nut since 8. In a cruel state.

To go to a stag in Cork at 12 with 18 others by hired bus. Said bus will have a bar on board. #Pray4Spidey


#2489

You lucky lucky man. I’ll try & fund a few bevies later on :+1:


#2490

Fucking hell mate, that’s frightening,


#2491

Put on a Dress, mate.

Another session today is a gift from God.


#2492

The only thing to do is get drinking as soon as you get on the bus. Delay the inevitable for as long as you can


#2493

:grinning:


#2494

Signing in. Fucked. Might ring the Samaritans.


#2495

Go down and fork a bit of silage to the bulls. Cattle are very calming and you FIL will appreciate the gesture


#2496

Didn’t you mention last bus?


#2497

I’m absolutely dying today, you wouldn’t hear me banging on about it though


#2498

I’d say you still ran half a dozen miles or so at some stage today though, did you? That’s the thing with the Oirish during festive season. No discipline for Paddy stuffing his face with food and drink. They put on savage weight and get awful unfit.


#2499

I’m doubting myself something terrible this evening.


#2500

A large amount of Indian food is on the way to me. It will all be fine. It will all be fine.