I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days


#2521

You weren’t too bad when I ran into you mate


#2522

You’d hardly take a drink in porto? Sure we don’t even have a pub…


#2523

Are you a 23-year old female working in recruitment, mate?


#2524

Absolutely shitting it that I’ve used that terminology on TFK myself now.


#2525

Give him a break he was a bit tipsy after wine o’clock


#2526

Fucking love wine o clock


#2527

Some of you blouses shouldn’t be let out of the house if you’re going to get such a dose of the fear from a work do FFS sake


#2528

This thread is for fannies mate. Dont overthink it. Leave it as a place for them to talk about braiding each others hair and vagina farts.


#2529

Complete and utter fannies or else loser oddball weirdos who can’t keep a lid on it and make a disgrace of themselves at a work party because they have no social skills.


#2530

Get me a gun


#2531

Did you blaggard yourself mate?


#2532

Second night in a row out drinking. Home about 12. Couple of Monkey 47s and then to bed. No hangover again today. I feel like cracked the code of life.


#2533

Monkey 47s


#2534

It’s a gin full of Botannical goodness. Balances your electrolytes and enzymes and endocrine system. I imagine a traveling salesman in the Old Wild West selling it as an elixir of youth.


#2535

I’ve a feeling this stuff will be popular at AA meetings around Kilburn this Christmas


#2536

While not going mad any night I have been out all of the past week. The last break was last Sunday. I feel as if all the energy has been completely sapped out of me but other than that I’m ok.


#2537

Thankfully not but had I been single I’d have ended up in a caravan.


#2538

its all in the head lads


#2539

alcohol is actually poison, ye are destroying yer bodies and minds


#2540

That shit is absolute rocket fuel. I was in company the other night and a lad was drinking it in the round…14.50 for a measure of it