Come on mate. I’m a professional, of course I took the day off.
I’m miserable but it was worth it. Great day out in North London for the Arsenal Spurs game. That fixture is always a treat.
[quote=“briantinnion, post: 825263, member: 6”]Come on mate. I’m a professional, of course I took the day off.
I’m miserable but it was worth it. Great day out in North London for the Arsenal Spurs game. That fixture is always a treat.[/quote]
Sounds fantastic, carry on then. In fact at this stage the only way for you to go is for a pint and maybe a decent carvery followed by a few more handy pints.
I couldn’t agree more. Here’s my step by step guide for the day.
- Get yourself down the local with a newspaper and park yourself under the Jim White box.
- Spend the afternoon harrassing your mates to join you for the biggest day of the footballing calendar after(or slightly before after) work. You may need to use the promise of an exceptionally dapper tie to tempt Bandage.
- Throw a few quid on a race in the nearby bookies, for an interest.
- Get a second wind just as the lads finish work and help them through their doubts. A reluctance to drink pints of a monday is natural but can be overcome with two simple words. ‘Cocktail Mondays’.
- Just make sure you’re out of the boozer by about 9.
- Make absolutely sure you’re out of the boozer by 10.30
- Take a can of spray shower, some mints and maybe an extra shirt to work tomorrow, or, if you disobeyed 6, ring in sick. Something about diarrhoea should defer any qualifying questions.
[quote=“Juhniallio, post: 825280, member: 53”]
5. Just make sure you’re out of the boozer by about 9.
6. Make absolutely sure you’re out of the boozer by 10.30.[/quote]
I can’t get off the couch.
Gonna have Eddie Rockets delivered.
[quote=“briantinnion, post: 825283, member: 6”]I can’t get off the couch.
Gonna have Eddie Rockets delivered.[/quote]
Have a vodka or rum and coke. You’ll be flying by the time you get to the end of it.
[quote=“briantinnion, post: 825283, member: 6”]I can’t get off the couch.
Gonna have Eddie Rockets delivered.[/quote]
I know you promised me in the last week or so you were going to knock the Monday club on the head mate but I would have no issue with you following @Juhniallio 's advice and going for a few jars this evening.
In that case I’ll be in the 51 in about 10 mins.
Good man-enjoy. I was in there on Friday night and it was packed out the door-I was going to post about it in the Green Shoots thread but I just wasn’t arsed. Seemed to be a shit load of office groups in there on pay day getting shitfaced-just like the good oul days.
Going home with pizza, chips, curry sauce, 8 cans of Heineken and a bottle of wine after an afternoon of pints… Ya can’t beat the Monday Club!
Family wedding for the last couple of days. Finished about 6am this morning. I’ve been numb for most of the day but now it’s developed into full on fear. The darkness, the shakes, the sweats, the shivers. Don’t think i’ve ever been this bad.
Want an easy cure bud?
Have you work tomorrow?
If not you need to have a few drinks, even if you do you probably still need to have a few drinks.
Just get some sort of alcohol into your system.
Dont do this to yourself mate. Have a few cans to ease yourself into some sleep tonight. You’ll be all the better for it tomorrow.
I had 10 days solid of hard boozing but suprisingly didn’t get the rats or the horrors. Must do it more often
Ta for the advice lads and i know you’re right but i just cant face it. The thought of drink is enough to make me sick.
Listen to me ffs, have one bifter and you’ll sleep like a baby and feel like a new man tomorrow.
That is a fantastic idea. Sadly my longterm dealer gave it up a while ago and i have no idea where to get it anymore.