I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

Does this feel good story of a man against all odds ever end? Marvellous stuff!

That was nice of them to give you a medal after you let them use your forehead as a wall.

12 hour drinking session yesterday but remarkably fresh today. Took tomorrow off and I’ll go do my Christmas shopping in Dundrum.

Have just retired to bed, jaded and my back in fucked.

Anal?

:smiley: :clap:

Dundrum is a horrible soulless place. I did my Christmas shopping in my head in lunch the other day. I only have a few big presents to get and now I’m happy out that I know what to get everyone and there is no panic, they can be picked up at my leisure over the next few weeks.

I haven’t thought that much about it, mate. There’s a lot of shops there and I need to do some shopping so that’s why I’m off to Dundrum in the morning.

Big mistake pal. Sit down now and have a think about who you have to buy for and get yourself a vague idea at least what you will get them. Wandering around that hellhole in dundrum waiting for inspiration to hit will be a horrible experience.

Dead right. Know exactly what you need and go get it. Wandering around Dundrum would be hell and a waste of a day off. Know what you want, out early, buy what you want and be finished by 12.30, lunchtime pints and a few bets…Happy Christmas!

In fairness, Id rather go grocery shopping, least you know it’s food, beer and jacks roll and that’s that.

[quote=“Ebeneezer Goode, post: 871464, member: 1785”]Dead right. Know exactly what you need and go get it. Wandering around Dundrum would be hell and a waste of a day off. Know what you want, out early, buy what you want and be finished by 12.30, lunchtime pints and a few bets…Happy Christmas!

In fairness, Id rather go grocery shopping, least you know it’s food, beer and jacks roll and that’s that.[/quote]
Wandering from store to store is wimins way if shopping, @Bandage step in here

Xmas party Friday night, out on the lash again last night. A few handy pints today and this evening and another work night out tomorrow night. I expect to be signing into this thread on Tuesday morning.

I’ve had major sessions every weekend for the past five weeks and have major sessions scheduled in for every weekend until the 3rd of January when I have a wedding. I’m sick of it.

fuck sake pal…you´re a bit old for a 4 day bender…sad to see a man of your age getting carried away with this boozy christmas bullshit…

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Less of the bah humbug shit from you mate please.

Seasons greetings to you and yours.

How about we just keep you signed in until you manage to to sign yourself back out again?

Late nights Friday and sat and couple drinks sun afternoon. Have to go for a few beers tonight, wine wed, work drinks thurs, Christmas lunch and booze on sat, and that’s before a standard fri or sat night out… Gonna be a long week.

I was really hungover this morning. But then herself went off to a conference early and I grabbed a beer from the fridge before my shower and now I feel great.

what’s his forehead got to do with anything or anyone’s forehead for that matter?

[quote=“glasagusban, post: 871600, member: 1533”]How about we just keep you signed in until you manage to to sign yourself back out again?

Late nights Friday and sat and couple drinks sun afternoon. Have to go for a few beers tonight, wine wed, work drinks thurs, Christmas lunch and booze on sat, and that’s before a standard fri or sat night out… Gonna be a long week.[/quote]

What kind of a bloke plans what days he’s going to be drinking wine?