I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

Neither… phew

Wait, Jimmy didnt say he was in either one for what its worth…

I can confirm that I was in one of them…phew!

Crisis averted

I’m in a jock this morning.

A gluttonous feed of porter in East Limerick last night has left me devoid of mojo and resentful of the world around me.

Mrs. Kremmen has adopted an unsympathetic attitude and has addressed me in a tone similar to that of my mother when I used to present in a similar state in times past.

This is unhelpful.

There has been an intervention.

The wonderful and beautiful Carla (Mrs. Kremmen) has abandoned her sarcasm and provided a restorative meal accompanied by a pot of tea and some Solpadeine.

Life has never been better and the hatred I felt for my children earlier has abated.

Ouch!!

Copious amounts of brandy during a lock in last night didn’t help.

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 871147, member: 24”]Ouch!!

Copious amounts of brandy during a lock in last night didn’t help.[/quote]

Nasty

You’re blood pump will be beating to a different rhythm today so.

Drinking is for mugs.

Fuck drink

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 871147, member: 24”]Ouch!!

Copious amounts of brandy during a lock in last night didn’t help.[/quote]

your head is fucked as well id say after the morning wank

+1

9 hours sleep last night. Papers read. 40 minute work out done. herding done. garage tidied.

Sitting down to lunch now and going visiting a few friends shortly.

#propersundaystuff

[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 871186, member: 686”]+1

9 hours sleep last night. Papers read. 40 minute work out done. herding done. garage tidied.

Sitting down to lunch now and going visiting a few friends shortly.

#propersundaystuff[/quote]

Bollox, pal.

Day on, day off is the key.

I went out after work on Friday, got off my tits drunk and woke up at 3.50pm yesterday.

Grand chilled out evening spent watching sport then before getting up very early this morning, completing a splendidly enjoyable cycle, having a lovely breakfast, watching my beloved Roma in the early kick-off and now I’m in town.

Drinking is great.

[quote=“Bandage, post: 871189, member: 9”]Bollox, pal.

Day on, day off is the key.

I went out after work on Friday, got off my tits drunk and woke up at 3.50pm yesterday.

Grand chilled out evening spent watching sport then before getting up very early this morning, completing a splendidly enjoyable cycle, having a lovely breakfast, watching my beloved Roma in the early kick-off and now I’m in town.

Drinking is great.[/quote]

Imagine how unstoppable you would be if you had those productive days every day, pal.

I believe the word is insufferable.

I suppose… He does still bang on about his underage hurling feats at every opportunity and it almost 20 years later.

Signing in. The sickness I can deal with, it’s the depression that’s the worst. Oh woe is me…

Not many posters have scored all their team’s points in a victorious county final.

Not many people have pal, never mind posters on here.

Did I ever mention my county handball medals, mate?