You staying up tonight to watch Wrestlemania,pal?
I get up at 6:4am to make the missus her breakfast so it’s way past my bedtime.
this faggot renton is sending messages to me that he will sort me out, I’ll fucking sort him out, sort him out good and proper i will
Fuck you Mark Renton. My shit is like turf today after a feed of Guinness. And my hole is in ribbons after my third shit of the day. I’m a far cry from the genial gentleman I normally am.
Turf sounds far better than the sticky black slurry a feed of Guinness leaves me with. Hang tough pal.
Fresh as fuck today. Christening yesterday and did some mild drinking but none of the crazy shit of yesteryear. Did the herding at 8am, good fresh walk on way back and after a monster breakfast there. Day off today.
Get back in the top of the world thread kid.
An AFL plyaer has retired after bing diagnosed at 26 with clinical depression. Mitch Clark of Melbourne Demons had been off from the club for a while trying to sort it but has conceded defeat and given up the game. Was a good player, real shame. Again just shows that fame and fortune doesnt mean depression cant hit someone.
I was very drunk on Sunday night and a considerably-sized black dog has arrived at my door today. I’ve now belatedly realised that I not only lost two beanie caps (my beloved Liverpool - 5 times Champions of Europe commemorative cap that I had since 2005 and a Dublin one) but also somehow managed to lose the Dublin jersey I was wearing, possibly in the act of wearing the face off a girl from New York who was flying back there the next morning. I don’t even remember taking the jersey off but I can only presume it happened. This jersey may or may not now be in New York, and I feel like an idiot, which, unfortunately, is also what I am.
I’ve applied for this job: http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/no-man-is-an-island-except-if-you-get-new-400-a-week-bird-watching-job-30187333.html
I’m also thinking of doing an Into the Wild style thing, purely to re-vamp my brain, quit the booze for good and lose a stone or two.
Anyone any suggestion where one would go? Wicklow’d be handy but Larry Mur…actually he only does women doesn’t he?
There is no such thing as depression pal.
Do you want to flesh that out a little mate?
Easy, Farmer, he’s quoting JohnWaters.
Weren’t you the individual calling on admin to ban me last week? I’ve nothing to say to you but to go and sit in your dark room with your black dog. You’ve codded yourself long enough there’s no way back for you, mate.
I know what he is at but I just wanted to bring him out a bit so I could tear the homophobic cunt to threads.
I mean Brutus Hanly now, not John Waters.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 931762, member: 24”]I know what he is at but I just wanted to bring him out a bit so I could tear the homophobic cunt to threads.
I mean Brutus Hanly now, not John Waters.[/QUOTE]
Apologies, Farmer. Tear away.
So you’ve got nothing. Fine.
[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 931762, member: 24”]I know what he is at but I just wanted to bring him out a bit so I could tear the homophobic cunt to threads.
I mean Brutus Hanly now, not John Waters.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes:
You don’t have the intellect mate. You just wouldn’t understand.
All three missing items have been located safe and sound! 
