I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

Lol! Good one mate!

Following said chatting up, how did you proceed to ruin/funk it?

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1020795, member: 1533”]Lol! Good one mate!

Following said chatting up, how did you proceed to ruin/funk it?[/QUOTE]
On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.

*metaphorically

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020806, member: 183”]On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.

*metaphorically[/QUOTE]

You made a balls of it. Elsewise, you’d have sealed it. No harm there, we’ve all done it. Regularly.

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020806, member: 183”]On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.

*metaphorically[/QUOTE

You could head North today to blow her away.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020806, member: 183”]On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.

*metaphorically[/QUOTE]

you could head North today to blow her away

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020806, member: 183”]On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.

*metaphorically[/QUOTE]
Nicely played mate. See if you can find her on Facebook and tag one of your friends in one of her photos, she’ll be intrigued.

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020806, member: 183”]On the contrary, I used my natural charm and charisma to play the situation superbly. She was particularly impressed with my tale of woe from Australia and said she’d be blown away* if somebody did that for her, so much so that she floated the idea of me going back North on the train with her there and then.
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Then what happened?

She left her friends to talk to me and we had a lovely chat for a few hours during and after the match. Her friends had left for the train, and in a Turenne-esque manner she didn’t know the way back to Connolly station, so being the gentleman that I am, I walked there with her, which I think she really appreciated. We had a lovely romantic moment when parting, cheered on by a group of Donegal supporters, and tentatively agreed to see each other again, perhaps if and when she emigrates to Australia. It would have brought a tear to your eye, really.

What pub?

Out On The Liffey

Noctor’s in Sheriff Street. Equally handy for Croke Park and Connolly Station.

Seriously struggling to stay awake since lunch.

I know it well. In sure it does good Guinness… I’m sure the north start or graingers would be equally as handy. Strange to have out of towners down there…

Broke up

They were hardly even together, pal. Calm down.

Left work half an hour early. Rarely have I been so glad to see my couch.

Is your hole still sore mate?

I think you should PM @Tassoti on how to deal with this, mate.

You creeps should only drink substantially on days when you’re not working the next day. It’s completely fine for a Monday-Friday office worker to have 13 pints of Beck’s on a Friday or Saturday night but some of you are an absolute disgrace.

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