I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

[Tassotti]

i was involved in a minor car incident leaving gatwick there at half three, I took a lads wing mirror off and floored it coming out of the round about up the m23 towards London, i was shaking and sweathing like fuck, just ate a chicken curry, fried rice and chips and a bottle of wine to take the edge off things

[whatever73]

Went out drinking all day yesterday, last thing I remember was drinking a long island ice tea and the next thing I know I’m in the back of an ambulance, black eye, broken glasses and broken iphone and no idea what happened, better cop on a bit or I’ll die some night

[KinvarasPassion]

@whatever73

Went out drinking all day yesterday, last thing I remember was drinking a long island ice tea and the next thing I know I’m in the back of an ambulance, black eye, broken glasses and broken iphone and no idea what happened, better cop on a bit or I’ll die some night

If you’re under 26, work away mate…

[Juhniallio]

@whatever73

Went out drinking all day yesterday, last thing I remember was drinking a long island ice tea and the next thing I know I’m in the back of an ambulance, black eye, broken glasses and broken iphone and no idea what happened, better cop on a bit or I’ll die some night

That’s your problem right there pal.

[Spidey]

@Tassotti

, just ate a chicken curry, fried rice and chips and a bottle of wine to take the edge off things

Did you have an onion bhaji with it you fucking roaster?

[flattythehurdler]

@Horsebox

Why is it automatically assumed that a very large man fucked my arse last night when I say I’ve been out on the piss?

I suppose its what those posters have come to expect when they get drunk.

[KinvarasPassion]

Welcome to Monday morning you fucking idiots

[Mac]

Welcome to Monday morning you fucking idiots [/QUOTE]

How was your bullet proof coffee this morning mate?

[Sidney]

I got chatted up by a 21 year old stunner from the North while watching the match in a pub yesterday. Still got it.

Still feeling rock bottom this morning, mind.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

[QUOTE=“Sidney, post: 1020741, member: 183”]I got chatted up by a 21 year old stunner from the North while watching the match in a pub yesterday. Still got it.

Still feeling rock bottom this morning, mind.[/QUOTE]

Where in the North was he from?

[glasagusban]

@Horsebox, have you pieced things together yet mate? Care to fill us in on your exploits?

[Garda_Sean_Horgan]

Welcome to Monday morning you fucking idiots [/QUOTE]
Dying.
Your in slow heading pounding death,
GSH.

[anon78624367]

[QUOTE=“Garda Sean Horgan, post: 1020745, member: 217”]Dying.
Your in slow heading pounding death,
GSH.[/QUOTE]

fuck off, all you’ve to do is sit on the side of the road and wave a speed gun, and catch other poor cunts that had a few pints last night. Bag yourself there and see if you are over the limit.

[myboyblue]

@Esteban de la Sexface

fuck off, all you’ve to do is sit on the side of the road and wave a speed gun, and catch other poor cunts that had a few pints last night. Bag yourself there and see if you are over the limit.

He didnt catch me this morning

[KinvarasPassion]

@Mac

How was your bullet proof coffee this morning mate?

Had to go with salted butter this morning mate so not ideal but still tasty.

[Mac]

@Kinvara's Passion

Had to go with salted butter this morning mate so not ideal but still tasty.

You see this Nutri-Bullet freaks? He didn’t even last a week

[KinvarasPassion]

@Mac

You see this Nutri-Bullet freaks? He didn’t even last a week

Alternate days mate. Nutri -Bullets on Tue/Thur/Sat

[Mac]

@Kinvara's Passion

Alternate days mate. Nutri -Bullets on Tue/Thur/Sat

You’re a disgrace

[farmerinthecity]

@Sidney

I got chatted up by a 21 year old stunner from the North while watching the match in a pub yesterday. Still got it.

Did you wake up then?

[Sidney]

@farmerinthecity

Did you wake up then?

There was no rohypnol involved, mate.