I'm a whiney bitch who can't drink for shit these days

:rolleyes:

I should have listened mate

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1027602, member: 80”]1st time I went drinking with work for about 2 1/2 years, was going across to the pub with the plan to leave at 7. woke up in a taxi in Malahide at 2.30. Had no recollection of most of the night, didnt get up to take my kid to tennis on saturday morning so the Brisbane Lion is seething with me. Last 2 days I have been an anxious nervous wreck, convinced myself I either started a fight or tried it on with someone,

shitting myself walking in today, spoke to a few people there, turns out nothing hppened, we were all sitting around having a laugh & that everyone was equally as drunk. Still though the last 2 days have convinved me that nutri bullets & water are the only things to drink[/QUOTE]
Ah the work night out fear-nothing quite like it. I had a similar weekend of wondering a good few years ago. Went in on the Monday convinced something had happened as I couldn’t remember going home. No mention of anything on the Monday so thought I had escaped. Found out a week later that I had fallen asleep in the toilet and was carried home by 2 colleagues who thankfully didn’t tell anyone else until a few months after at which stage I had ceased to care.

The work fear - approaching corridors like special forces using mirrors to avoid being caught in open terrain unprotected.

make it to lunchtime and try and ask discretely if any fall out from the previous Friday

stomach wrenching

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1027678, member: 2272”]The work fear - approaching corridors like special forces using mirrors to avoid being caught in open terrain unprotected.

make it to lunchtime and try and ask discretely if any fall out from the previous Friday

stomach wrenching[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you on about, mate?

I understand completely

when the drink comes in, the wit goes out… there’s a darkness in all of us that the hooch brings out…

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Mugs. Always keep one eye on the drunkest colleague or two on a work night out. Pace yourself off that. As long as there’s someone worse than you you’re in the clear.

[QUOTE=“The Selfish Giant, post: 1027602, member: 80”]1st time I went drinking with work for about 2 1/2 years, was going across to the pub with the plan to leave at 7. woke up in a taxi in Malahide at 2.30. Had no recollection of most of the night, didnt get up to take my kid to tennis on saturday morning so the Brisbane Lion is seething with me. Last 2 days I have been an anxious nervous wreck, convinced myself I either started a fight or tried it on with someone,

shitting myself walking in today, spoke to a few people there, turns out nothing hppened, we were all sitting around having a laugh & that everyone was equally as drunk. Still though the last 2 days have convinved me that nutri bullets & water are the only things to drink[/QUOTE]

A wise old giant once told me there was nothing to be gained from getting pissed with work colleagues. I took this advice and have not gone to any work nights out or Christmas parties or anything in nearly 10 years. I have on occasions gone for two pints but nothing more. It was the best advice I have ever heeded.

so true, ill never go back on that mantra again

By and large.

How can you get pissed if you’re intent on not getting more pissed than someone else?

Mug.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1027884, member: 24”]How can you get pissed if you’re intent on not getting more pissed than someone else?

Mug.[/QUOTE]
Go easy til you leave for greener pastures.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1027884, member: 24”]How can you get pissed if you’re intent on not getting more pissed than someone else?

Mug.[/QUOTE]
Learn to control your drinking a smidgen mate.

Is it only Bandage and Rocko are allowed make that joke? Sorry

No, only @Appendage

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1027884, member: 24”]How can you get pissed if you’re intent on not getting more pissed than someone else?

Mug.[/QUOTE]
I doubt this cunts workmates ever tell him when there’s a work night out, pay no attention to the joyless cunt.