Anybody else?
Barrup!
Gorging yourself on spurious Chinese food does not make you Chinese
You racist you give me money now. You racist, you give me money.
Aw herro prease.
You wan de shiddy chicken?
Ah you Chinese too. Vewwy goood.
You makka da flied lice?
Hello. May I place an order for collection please?
Yes. Owdah pleasseeee!
Could I get a chicken curry please?
Yes. Anyhang aaallllssseee?
Yes. Chips.
Okay. Anyhang aaallllssseee?
Yes. A can of coke.
Okay. Anyhang aaallllssseee?
No. That’s it.
Cowwection in 10 minaaattteeees. Yes?
Okay. Bye.
Can I get a taxi please?
Your website says you do taxis.
Where are you?
I don’t particularly like it when an Irish person takes the order or delivers the food. It takes from the authenticity of the whole thing.
Twead wepoted. Wery Wacist
And no over to Trisha Takanawa for her slant on the story.
fiiiiiiiiiiii hundra yoyo’s on hoss numba twee at steepledowns…
mad bastards
You Irish, vewy good at softwawe.
Ted 
Other decent oul Chinamen:
The opium den Chinaman from Once Upon a Time in America
Roberto Di Matteo
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Did you hear about the poor people in China?
It’s fried rice…
…you plick