I'm on top of the world thread

Powerpoint jockey.

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Its a long way from swinging a pick all the same

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Or shovelling shit.

With a gazillion of a bar as a bonus.
This has peaked I’m afraid…

Digging ditches, pulling switches, dodging hitches…

Congrats.

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Sacked I’d say. The Grey Murphy’s are hoors for time.
Our e-friend has taken to the grub post pub.

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Are you a PMBOK or prince2 man?

@KinvarasPassion you made it all possible. I owe it to you. Bullet proof coffee and nutri bullets changed my life

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PMBOK. It’s great. I don’t even have to go out to sites giving orders to filthy irish scum anymore. I have officially made it

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‘The working class,
Can kiss my ass,
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last.’

A few pints last night, a lie in this morning and now this…

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Holidays going great, the highlight so far was licking sand off an oat bar to make it edible for the child

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thinking of ways here to spend money, @Bandage what do you recommend for the man that has everything?

would you consider relocating out of your bedsit??

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Great weekend there a few years ago. You’d clean up, seriously,

http://www.polointheparklondon.com/

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Would you consider roadtesting a Philopino wan for a few weeks kid? there us a poster here with one and he swears by them.

im not gone on asians types, too thin for me

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Me too.

Ok then.

Fucker hasn’t a pot to piss in, I’m beginning to wonder if those disgusting Air Max and the Dunnes bootcut jeans were even his own on account of even if they were knock offs from a market he still would have dropped half his dole on them,
A fella living in absolute squalor is the man who has everything :joy:, fuck sake, you’d be hard pressed to even make it up.

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