I don’t think he was recommending it Harry, the opposite I’d say. That thread was funny.
Flatly you can’t go around worrying about what some cunt might do to your car, or your house. Buy the car, insure it, don’t leave the keys hanging around willy nilly, and you should be fine.
I like the way Nally is now a verb, classic
[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 950337, member: 686”]2 rules…
Leave the keys on a bowl inside the back door. If they want them they can get them without too much hassle.
Secondly. Always leave a couple of hundred euro handy in some cupboard. If some junkie cunt comes looking for cash, it might please him and he’ll fuck off.[/QUOTE]
Thirdly, leave a glass of milk and a few chocolate chip cookies out for them in case they fancy a snack.
Ffs sake KP, buy a shotgun and leave a Ferrari out the front to attract them in-then you have your fun.
This.
Flatly 
[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 950399, member: 1537”]Thirdly, leave a glass of milk and a few chocolate chip cookies out for them in case they fancy a snack.
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What if they’re gluten and/or lactose intolerant mate?
Thoughtless cunt.
[QUOTE=“His Holiness Da Dalai Lama, post: 950735, member: 1503”]What if they’re gluten and/or lactose intolerant mate?
Thoughtless cunt.[/QUOTE]
Mid life crisis thread.
Wants flash car but maybe the bad man will take it.
Actually tan I couldn’t give a fuck if someone robbed it. Some fucker kicking the back doors in at 4am with the wife and kids asleep in the house is a different thing entirely. I wouldn’t have given this a second thought until it happened next door last week, and as soon as I told a couple of people, the stories started coming out. One poor fucker less than a mile away got home from work last week to find a pick axe planted in the back door, and the house cleaned out and both cars gone. This happened in the day, so part of me thinks fuck the “bad man” ill buy what I want, and part of me thinks I shouldn’t be drawing attention to us. It’s not a midlife crisis really, I just never had the money until now to contemplate having a decent car. I only drive about 1k a year as I cycle most places, so at the moment my main car is my ma’s mini which she gave me as they wouldn’t trade it in for what she paid for the leather seat upgrade when it was new.
Why bother your hole with wasting your money on a box on wheels then. Lads sh1teing on about cars always bemuses me. You are proposing spending a wad of cash on something you clearly don’t have any great use for
I am wondering why you are thinking of buying it at all
What sort of car are you thinking
Fast with two doors is not really targeted
Fast with four doors is
[QUOTE=“twiceasnice97, post: 950941, member: 1061”]Why bother your hole with wasting your money on a box on wheels then. Lads sh1teing on about cars always bemuses me. You are proposing spending a wad of cash on something you clearly don’t have any great use for
I am wondering why you are thinking of buying it at all[/QUOTE]
Fair point. But you could say that about lots of things we buy. I’m selling the mini and the classic car though, and I do need a car occasionally, well I don’t, but I find it useful to have one, and we have a family car already so I don’t need a saloon or estate.
You could buy the car, then tape a little note to the front door, “Please do not smash door, the keys are under the flower pot”
[QUOTE=“flattythehurdler, post: 950992, member: 1170”]. I’m selling the classic car though.[/QUOTE]
Trouble is Harry, it is absolutely pristine and I don’t really have the energy to look after it as I should. All that chrome. I’m still not 100% to be honest. What I’m looking at is classicish, don’t worry 
I expect an email with photos of this motor before you make a final decision, bud.
Plus having two cars for a thousand miles a year is silly enough really. I can’t , or won’t, take the classic out in the wet or if there is any salt at all, which is slightly limiting.
Will do.