I wonder have Damien Rice and Declan Rice ever thought about getting together to do a song, a bit like Hoddle and Waddle did back in the day.
Iād suggest a cover of the Doobie Brothersā Long Grain Runninā.
Itās a boy ā¦ That poor child will be destroyed.
Youāre nobody if youāre not being called a far left extremist these days.
With an aul fella like murphy he wasnāt getting the best start before this anyway
Weāre lucky we have so many perfect parents here that they can see fit to tell others how to raise their children.
At least the babyās privacy is being respected what with the photo, newspaper article and unusual name.
Boris Johnson was a great man to respect the privacy of his children. So much so he gave them a completely private life away from him.
Thatās the sort of parent you want.
The baby is a pawn, better get used to it
A handy fashion accessory
I thought it was Jupiter when j saw it first
Is Paul the father or the mother?
Neither. Heās a āpersonā, who is related to his own offspring who he refers to as āitā.
I donāt know if he has decided yet
Paul Murphy and his partner sound like great parents.
Iād say heās both. Thereās hardly a woman in the picture.
Paul must like Gin, canāt be long before some hipster calls their child Citrus Hoppy
Or probably the best baby in the world
MacAbsentee will be raging she didnāt think of it first
That would be a great name