Ireland v Sweden - Friday 6th of September

Only 50 tickets remaining, for the love of God will someone give Bandage a ticket and get this sorted.

I’ll lift him over the turnstiles and he can sit on my knee if it comes down to it.

Not with your back, thraw. You’d spend the first half with the st johns ambulance.

Tickets are GONE.

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While tickets maybe sold that doesn’t mean you won’t pick one up handy if you walk down.

Ah sure stop. I went out there to buy cans and a naggin (better to do it on The Man’s time than to be faffing about in off-licences off the clock and with a match to go to) and my back is at me from just carrying them back to the office. I went for the rather unpatriotic Estrella de Galicia x 4 and naggin of Huzzar combo. Actually I think Huzzar is made in Cork, isn’t it? I’m not in a position here to remove it from my bag to check, but if it is, than that’s my “fuck Clare”.

Lads, I’ve justgot ridiculously optimistic about this game. I can see Zlatan being disinterested and getting a red for kicking Dicky dunne. Shane Long will actually score tonight and either Brady or Pilkington coming on to score. 2-0.

I’ve been thinking Pilks will come on and score for weeks now. It is written in the stars. I can not fucking WAIT for this match.

The amount of those blonde bolloxes in Temple Bar today.

Fuck THEM, and their socially progressive models on housing, welfare, transport hubs and penal systems.

You know what?

The cunts have their off-licence industry regulated to the hilt by THE MAN. Can’t get a drink in an offie after about 2pm.

I’m not making this shit up.

That’s why they’re losing the run of themselves in Temple Bar early doors. The Swedish government are mortal enemies of The Drinking Man. Which means they’re an enemy of mine, and then some.

We are Ireland and we will kick the living shit out of these yellow-clad cunts.

When was the last time we defeated a team seeded above us in a home competitive match? Slovakia under Stan Staunton, perhaps? Bring Stan back. I think we’ll win by the odd goal tonight.

I genuinely cannot see us losing this match. They have Abba, we have Damien Dempsey. They have Hans Blix, we have Mary Robinson. Well fuck you Hans Blix!

2-1 Ireland-Keano and Walters to score.

A naggin of vodka for watching the game at home :D:clap:

I’ll be sticking to the O’Haras red meself.

I am not confident ahead of tonight’s fixture and think we will lose. I am also tipping Clare to win on Sunday.

Lads, I’ll be heading to The 51 for 4.30pm to get the lucky table where we’ve never witnessed Ireland or Celtic lose a competitive fixture.*

All TFK members, feel free to join me - if you don’t recognise me, I’m wearing the exact same outfit as yesterday.

  • except the 2-0 reversal to Italy in Euro 2012 which was a dead rubber in any case.

[quote=“Mark Renton, post: 827038, member: 1796”]A naggin of vodka for watching the game at home :D:clap:

I’ll be sticking to the O’Haras red meself.[/quote]

The naggin is to accompany my pre-match meal of fresh vegetables, chicken and brown rice, pal.

I ain’t watching the game at home.

This…

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3410413568/hB93BEB6D/
http://www.gambling.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/swedish_women_photos_patriot-200x300.jpg
http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-17-at-12.55.11-PM-630x350.png

This is a sell-out? WTF?

Ah, I’ll just wander down and pick one up for half-price.

Versus This…

http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2012/06/18/Soccer_Euro_2012_Fans_t607.JPG

Prediction:
Ireland 1 (McClean 1) Sweden 3 (Ibrahimovic, 45, 46, 90)

prediction
Ireland 0 Sweden 0

McCluskey has just come up trumps.

Bandage will be going to the ball.

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