Ireland vs the racist bastards Hungary - we only went and fucking did it

Heimir Hallgrimsson has named his Ireland squad for the upcoming games against Portugal and Hungary, including the shock selection of an MLS player for the first time.

The squad for the upcoming qualifiers was largely as expected. Evan Ferguson has been included despite his recent injury concerns, with the likes of Troy Parrott, Adam Idah, and Festy Ebosele the other options in forward areas.

However, it is the inclusion of American-born left sided player Kevin O’Toole that is sure to dominate the headlines.

New York City midfielder Kevin O’Toole has received his first Ireland call-up this afternoon.

The 26-year old is a native of New Jersey, he previously played college soccer at Princeton before joining the New York Red Bull system. He would then join New York City, making his MLS debut in 2022.

He can play as either a left midfielder or left back. Ireland’s lack of options in those positions may explain the unexpected call-up.

Johnny Kenny hard done by after scoring in 2 games against welders/fishermen

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I’d never heard of Kevin O’Toole.

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Big Ev won’t make the squad due to injury, Kenny will come in for him.

Midfield is a bit of a black hole.

I’d go with the following team:

In goals: Bloopers Kelleher

A back 4 of Coleman, O’Brien, Egan (or O’Shea, much of a muchness really) and Manning

Nathan Collins as a deep lying midfielder who can step back and make it a back 5, but also allow Coleman and Manning step forward

Molumby, Cullen and whoever else just running around and tackling

Big Ev and Troy up front.

Take inspiration from Klopp’s first, and only, title winning team by essentially bypassing midfield and letting your full backs handle the creative side of things. Let Big Ev and Troy support each other up front. Collins, who’s too slow, can drop into CB if needed.

They pray Kelleher doesn’t throw one in

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No Andrew O again is a strange one altogether.

Surely the first Princeton graduate to play for Ireland ?

You’d fear for the dentist after that sort of selection

Manning is suspended for the Portugal game. I don’t know if anyone else is suspended for that one. Heimir says Honohan of Shamrock would have been called up but he’s nursing an injury & will need a break after the cup final. Says they’ve been tracking O’Toole for a year & his clearance just came through. The left back from Dundee United didn’t do enough to retain his spot after a late call up last time. Dunno what the story is with O’Dowda or other left back options.

Big Ev is back on the grass apparently. He won’t feature at Ibrox tonight though & not sure if he’ll be involved for Roma at the weekend but he’s in the squad anyway.

Mad dog and Manning both suspended for Portugal.

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He’s like a gelding coming in for training after the summer.

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Good to see the Dentist ignoring the clamour of the Chicken League zealots and searching for the new Joey Lapira

+1. I assume he’s a fake Paddy? His Google search even says he’s American.

Irish Grandfather his sister plays for the Treaty Utd wimmins team.

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Has he ever seen a Leprechaun?

Is that a certainty? What’s the injury

He’s only in and out of the Strasbourg first 11 looking at recent matches

The manager said Ferguson has had a good week and at a minimum expects to be available for the second game.

Big Ev staying in Rome this week for treatment & definitely absent for Portugal. He could join up with the squad for Hungary if he can prove his fitness but I’d say it’s doubtful. Italian press (cc @gilgamboa) were reporting last week Roma were completely bewildered he was named in the Ireland squad due to his injury & had no intention of allowing him to report to Dublin on Sunday.

Johnny Kenny & Jamie McGrath have been called into the squad.

Heimir does a Google on Irish full backs and comes up with this O’Toole guy no one’s ever heard of.
Seriously, call up Volunteer McLean, he’d do damage in this.