Irish COTY19: Cunt of the Year Log Thread 2019

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Mainly men which puts paid to any allegation that this is a forum of misogynists.

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I will give the board until 2pm tomorrow to point out the non runners.

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1006

Probably the Night King too. Doubt he has an Irish passport.

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A lot of dim bastards arguing Rory Milroy isn’t Irish all year but allow him be nominated here. You couldn’t make it up.

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Surely there are worse crimes than gorunding a plane?

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Ewan McKenna was also nominated

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The rules are the rules.

COTY is a time-honoured, non-partitionist competition.

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Donal og cusack was surely nominated too.

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Are the likes of Joe Schmidt and Katherine Zappone eligible on the residency rule?

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The Night King was a victim of poor writing. He did nothing wrong

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Of course

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I don’t believe Presenting Percy is eligible as I was honk it’s a horse.

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Sorry, had Australian cousins over and just finished my list in parallel with yours now. I’ll cross reference it if I get a chance. I added some notes to help the less informed like myself.

  1. Aidan Regan (UCD)
  2. Alan Shatter (Shatsie)
  3. Alicia Shaw (Pensioner thief)
  4. Andrew Maxwell
  5. Anna Geary (Cork camogie player)
  6. Anthony McCoy (Sir)
  7. Ashling Thompson (Another Cork camogie player)
  8. Banks Cunts
  9. Barry Cowan
  10. Ben Lowry
  11. Billy Keane
  12. Blathnaid NiCofaigh (An attention seeking bitch)
  13. Blindboy Boatclub
  14. Bono (Southpark)
  15. Boy B’s father
  16. Brendan O’Carroll
  17. Brendan O’Neill (Ardent brexiteer and absolute uucoam)
  18. Brian Darcy (Priest)
  19. Brian Hayes (Cunt extraordinaire)
  20. Brian Kennedy
  21. Brian O’Driscoll
  22. Bruce Arnold
  23. Catherine Fegan (Author of “The Murder of Mr Moonlight”)
  24. Charlie Flanagan
  25. Cian Tracey
  26. Ciara McEvoy
  27. Colm O’Gorman
  28. Colm Parkinson
  29. Conor McGregor
  30. Daire O’Brian
  31. Daithi Regan
  32. Damien Dempsey
  33. Daniel McConnell (Political editor with the Irish Examiner)
  34. Dara Murphy (The FG sly-boy)
  35. David Brady
  36. David McCullogh
  37. David McSavage
  38. Declan O’Callaghan (Ballaghaderreen solicitor who had a spectacular fall from grace)
  39. Dee Forbes (Director General of RTE)
  40. Denis Irwin
  41. Derek O’Donnell
  42. Des Bishop
  43. Des Cahill
  44. Dessie Dolan
  45. Dick Clerkin (Company Man)
  46. Dion Fanning
  47. Donal Skehan
  48. Donal Timothy (Cardinal)
  49. Emmet Kennedy
  50. Eoghan Murphy (Housing Minister)
  51. Eoin Morgan
  52. Everyone on OTB
  53. Fintan Cox
  54. Foil Arms and Hog (Irish comedy group)
  55. Gemma O’Doherty (GOD)
  56. Gerry Thornley (Irish Times)
  57. Gordon Elliott (Horse trainer)
  58. Graham Linehan
  59. Henry Shefflin
  60. Herman Kelly
  61. Hugh Cahill
  62. Jackie Cahill (Cackie Jahill)
  63. Jackie Tyrrell
  64. James Geoghegan (FG Dublin City Councillor)
  65. Jamie Heaslip
  66. Jarlath Burns
  67. Jason Sherlock
  68. Jennifer Zamparelli (Irish Comedian)
  69. Jim Gavin
  70. Joe Brolly
  71. Joe Duffy
  72. Joe Nash (95fm)
  73. Joe Schmidt
  74. John Boyne (Author)
  75. John Bruton
  76. John Burke
  77. John Connors
  78. John Costello
  79. John Delaney
  80. John Doyle (A toerag from Tallaght)
  81. John Healy (The Suesey St. Restaurant)
  82. John Horan
  83. John King (Judge, the miserable bastard)
  84. Johnny Doyle
  85. Johnny Ward (Anna Kriegels dance teacher)
  86. Karl Spain (Limerick Comedian)
  87. Katherine Zappone
  88. Kevin myres
  89. Kieran Cunningham (Daily Star)
  90. Larry Goodman
  91. Leo Varadkar (The Robot)
  92. Leonard’s cousin (Fr Joe McVeigh)
  93. Liam Neeson
  94. Liam Seedy
  95. Liam Toland (Rugby analyst)
  96. Lisa Smith
  97. Lorraine Clifford-Lee (FF)
  98. Maffew Dockery
  99. Margaret Cash (Herself and her six sons slept in a Garda station)
  100. Maria Bailey (FG swinger)
  101. Marie Crowe (And her LFC superfan family)
  102. Marie Payne
  103. Mark Tighe (Irish Times)
  104. Martin Collins (Pavee Point)
  105. Martin Nolan (Judge)
  106. Mary Ellen Ring (Judge)
  107. Mary Lou McDonald (Preaching whilst holding the pride flag)
  108. Mary Mitchell O’Connor (FG)
  109. Mary Robinson (For her involvement in the case of Dubai princess Sheika Latifa)
  110. Michael Collins (TD)
  111. Michael Duignan
  112. Murray Kinsella (Rugby journalist)
  113. Neil Lennon
  114. Niall McCarry (joe.ie)
  115. Niall Quinn
  116. Niamh Horan
  117. Nicky English
  118. Noel Rock (FG)
  119. Oliver Callan (Fucking)
  120. Oliver Doyle (From Banagher)
  121. Paddy Cosgrave
  122. Padraig O’Reilly (Photographer)
  123. Pamela Flood (Former miss Ireland)
  124. Pat Carey
  125. Pat Kearney
  126. Paul Flynn
  127. Paul Reynolds (Sycophantic cunt and issuer of Garda press releases)
  128. Paul Williams
  129. Peter Boylan
  130. Peter Casey (The Clare born and raised Limerick hurler)
  131. Peter Casey (The far right racist cunt, not the Limerick hurler)
  132. Philip McMahon (Dublin Footballer)
  133. PJ Gallagher
  134. Presenting Percy (Horse Racing)
  135. Rebecca Moynihan (Labour councillor)
  136. Regina Doherty (FG)
  137. Richard Roberts
  138. Richie Hogan
  139. Richie Sadlier
  140. Ronan Keating (Ro)
  141. Ronan Mullen (Senator)
  142. Ronan Ryan (High profile restauranteur)
  143. Ronnie Whelan
  144. Rory Best
  145. Rory McIlroy
  146. Rory’s Stories (The baldy lad)
  147. Roy Keane
  148. RTE
  149. Ruth Coppinger
  150. Ryan Tubridy
  151. Sammy Wilson
  152. Saoirse Ronan
  153. Saoradh (Far left Republican Party)
  154. SeĂĄn BĂĄn Breathnach
  155. Sean Kelly (MEP)
  156. Sean O’Brien
  157. Sean Quinn (From around Cavan)
  158. Shane Ross
  159. Simon Harris (TD)
  160. Susan McKay (Journalist)
  161. The bartender on First Dates Ireland
  162. The board of Deloitte, the “auditors” of the FAI
  163. The County Wexford HSE
  164. The Extinction Rebellion poster that kept a flight grounded
  165. The Healy Rae family
  166. The Keenaghans (Loan renegers)
  167. The Kite Surfer injured in Storm Lorenzo
  168. The Night King
  169. The Stag group dressed up as jockeys at the races
  170. The young fella who rode his 23 year old female teacher on his 16th birthday.
  171. Tommy Conlon (Sports writer)
  172. Tony O’Donoghue
  173. Trevor Ringland
  174. Vicky Phelan
  175. Whoever in UL decided to give Geldof an honorary doctorate
  176. Will Leahy (RTE)
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Presenting Percy :joy::joy:

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Surprised Tay D’arcy wasnt nominated

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From this list the following will be removed:

1 Adam Goodes
19 Bruce Arnold
28 Craig Bellamy
50 Floyd Mayweather
168 The Night King
135 Presenting Percy

Donal Og and Ewan were not nominated on this thread (from what I can see) during 2019 so they wont be in the running for COTY 2019.

2PM today is the cutoff for pointing out any further non runners due to ineligibility.

Regards,
@Copper_pipe

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You’re a great young man

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1021

Any chance you’d adjudicate over the Celeb Spotting Thread when you’re done with this?

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Regardless of the result the forum needs to come together and make sure “Shatsie” sticks as a name going forward (no158).

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Are we 100% sure that Percy is ineligible?

I will bow to other forumites’ superior knowledge on this.