Irish People Poppy Watch

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Hard one to call though. Youā€™re captain of an English club and asked to do it. What would you do?

You wouldnā€™t catch the hurling men at that carry on.

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Heā€™s an ass wipe anyway

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I canā€™t remember what thread the cunt @ChairmanDan said I was spoofing about my grandfather being at Dunkirk. I found his medals of service this eveningā€¦ Up your bollix.

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Was it a Munster fusiliers family?

No. He was from Castlebar, a plasterer that went to the main land for work and signed up ā€˜for adventureā€™ ā€¦ He got his adventure alright and was an alcoholic for the rest of his days for his troubles.

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What does each signify? How do they differentiate?

I think the first two were just for regular service during the war and the third one was for having a huge cock.

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Iā€™ve one of them meself

For regular service or a huge cock?

I am, and have, a massive cock

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That gets serviced regularly :wink:

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How did he earn a medal with a huge cock when he was in an army with no women around?

Oh.

Iā€™ve at least 3000 relations in Holland. He won it for services to the Dutch people after he helped liberate them.

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I always suspected there was a strong Orange influence in your life.

:popcorn:

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Youā€™ve got that in reverseā€¦ We were greening the orange. And got medals for it nā€™all.

God bless your people