I know bud
Get yourself a younger woman lads, its the best advice i can give ye for anyone with the fear of middle or old age.
Your missus is a hoe?
How many hours will I need to pay her for to get the benefit?
youâll know it when the moment happens.
Either that or youâll get your head busted by the pimp
No Iâm talking about a wife a missus or a life partner, not a prostitute.
A younger woman is essential. My missus is 10 year younger than me.
I do respect lads who chose to come home to a middle aged woman but it wouldnât be for me.
Yeah marrying a decade or so younger is key. Men age and mature more slowly than women.
Would be fine Iâm sure up to about mid 30s, but after that youâd feel it.
Whatâll you do in ten years?
Donât you and the missus despise each other?
Odd that you choose to give relationship advice again.
Wtf uncalled for
The auld birds thread has never seen such interest as before I think its the woman your coming home too. Say Liz Hurley is 50s Iâd rather come home plowing that than weâll say niamh Horan mid 30s. And Liz at 80 will look better than her at 60.
Iâm proud to say, Iâm stuck on the time warp of pure 80s cheese.
Must be a smashing feeling coming home to a woman 10 years younger who hates the sight of you and a dried up Donegal catch of a winterâs evening.
Shell be my age now and ill be 10 years older.
Iâd only ate at home once or twice a week.
Do you like eating out pal? Would you have more exotic tastes or would you be more of a meat and two veg man?
I canât afford that solution now.
Sling your hook and take your auld bullshit talk with you.