Is 40 old

I know bud

Get yourself a younger woman lads, its the best advice i can give ye for anyone with the fear of middle or old age.

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Your missus is a hoe?

How many hours will I need to pay her for to get the benefit?

you’ll know it when the moment happens.

Either that or you’ll get your head busted by the pimp

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No I’m talking about a wife a missus or a life partner, not a prostitute.
A younger woman is essential. My missus is 10 year younger than me.
I do respect lads who chose to come home to a middle aged woman but it wouldn’t be for me.

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Yeah marrying a decade or so younger is key. Men age and mature more slowly than women.

Would be fine I’m sure up to about mid 30s, but after that you’d feel it.

What’ll you do in ten years?

Don’t you and the missus despise each other?
Odd that you choose to give relationship advice again.

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Wtf uncalled for

The auld birds thread has never seen such interest as before I think its the woman your coming home too. Say Liz Hurley is 50s I’d rather come home plowing that than we’ll say niamh Horan mid 30s. And Liz at 80 will look better than her at 60.

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I’m proud to say, I’m stuck on the time warp of pure 80s cheese.

Must be a smashing feeling coming home to a woman 10 years younger who hates the sight of you and a dried up Donegal catch of a winter’s evening.

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Shell be my age now and ill be 10 years older.

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I’d only ate at home once or twice a week.

Do you like eating out pal? Would you have more exotic tastes or would you be more of a meat and two veg man?

I can’t afford that solution now. :pensive:

Sling your hook and take your auld bullshit talk with you.