tit Wednesday???
It’s really warm outside and while I didn’t notice any birds with their chebs featuring prominently when I was in town earlier I wonder have other forum members any thoughts on this? :o
Just off the phone to my mate in London whose first comment to me was ‘it was tit Wednesday’ over here yesterday. Great stuff from him. Case closed. Point proven.
i dont know i think yesterday could have been a false start cos it was so unexpected, but today is a definite, it was on sky news, tit thursday!
all we have to look forward to now is tit monday night which i predict in about early june
The sleaze strikes again!
first of all, regardless of the actual day of the week the day is referred to as “tit monday”. the great thing about tit monday is that it doesn’t actually have to be a monday. bandage was ahead of the possy (spelling?) calling it on wednesday. ridiculed a guy in work for suggesting it should be called on tuesday - biggest mistake any bloke can ever make is to call tit monday early. wednesday had fine weather, a few birds being a bit less conservative than normal but it was characterised by confused ladies sporting overcoats and heavy jumpers because they didn’t have the confidence in themselves nor faith in the weather holding up to don the gamier outfits - not tit monday.
Thursday 5th April however saw the reality sink in that the weather has turned, overcoats were abadoned, short skirts (sans tights) were clearly visible and cleavage was ample across the board. that’s hard evidence bandage. got into work this morning and said “gentlemen, it’s tit monday”. the place erupted, grown men cried, the perving season has begun. enjoy it but be careful, this time of year doesn’t come without its perils - yes fat birds with muffin bellies, they like to show it off too.