Stay the fuck out of it then.
I have 40 million + master data records that I need to delete before I can implement some new functionality. BDC will only allow me run for 100,000 or so at a time or else it times out/bombs. This is going to be one cunt of a monotonous undertaking
Could you give it to some junior lad as “a project”?
We don’t have Junior lads in this department, only specialists and contracters
Thinly veiled - I am the junior lad
Spent the last hour writng a perl script that going to stress test the shit out of our ‘robust’ app.
We’ll see how robust it is shortly when 600 simulated users each hit the server every 10 seconds.
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Who do I talk to if I want to launch a DOS attack on tfk.com this Sunday between 2pm and 6pm?
PM me.
[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 988549, member: 2272”]Who do I talk to if I want to launch a DOS attack on tfk.com this Sunday between 2pm and 6pm?
PM me.[/QUOTE]
Download yourself a low orbit ion cannon or just contact anonymous
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_Orbit_Ion_Cannon
Can anyone tell me why google wont load on my iPad? All other search engines work fine.
Have you tried it in another browser? Have you done a hard restart type reboot? Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling Safari? Try those, in that order maybe.
Ill try that thanks.
@Kinvara’s Passion I hope you are not beijng affected by the strike in Bangalore today
On the way to Ballybrit mate… they could be doing a siege of ennis in the square in Bangalore for all I care.
Heard about it alright. Some of them have to work Saturday to make up for it.
[QUOTE=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 992180, member: 686”]On the way to Ballybrit mate… they could be doing a siege of ennis in the square in Bangalore for all I care.
Heard about it alright. Some of them have to work Saturday to make up for it.[/QUOTE]
Tis all to do with a rape I hear
What’s this?
It’s what MBB does to his “girlfriends”
Some companies were telling their employees to get into work before 6am and providing overnight accommodation for them.
Saw the below in Job Description earlier
Qualifications & Experience Required
Degree in information Systems.
Network maintenance and support experience.
Good knowledge of all MS Windows operating systems from Windows 95 to Windows 2000
Must have the ability to troubleshoot, diagnose and isolate problems using all available resources.
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1013583, member: 1786”]Saw the below in Job Description earlier
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did they give the salary in punts? fucking hell.