Inter-county sport is over.
Same old news every day.
Nobody doing anything of note.
The soccer will be starting soon.
It’s the silly season…
The lads around here are close to breaking point already, multiple threads descending into chaos.
This coming weekend might just be the worst sporting weekend of all time.
Will you go to Croker for the ladies games pal?
I won’t.
Although Ladies Football is a far better spectacle now since they ruined the mens game.
You haven’t watched ladies football in a while I’d say. It’s worse thanks to the Dublin fellas and the Meath lads
I suppose the ladies can’t kick the two pointers?
They use the same pitch and ball as far as I know?
Yes its far more authentic.
I’ll have to tune in so.
Authentically 15 behind the ball you mean?
They use a size 4 football, makes accurate kicking from distance trickier.
So is the two-pointer available?
I found it made little difference…and i played both in the same year
You’re a bi-sexual?
No wonder your marriages failed…
You are a lot older than I thought if you were lacing your boots at a time when kicking from distance was a thing in Derry club football.
All of my marriages were hugely successful, as were my divorces
Fantastic weekend of hurling coming up with Cork hurling championship starting. I cannot wait.
The road to the little all Ireland is a storied one
Does that change how you feel about me?
Tumbleweed blows across the landscape.
Lads here were posting about a snooker tournament in China at 7am yesterday morning. It’s still July. I love snooker but this situation is tragic.
This coming weekend used to be All-Ireland football quarter-finals weekend.
Mark Twain once said “the coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco”. He might as well have been talking about Ireland from the last week in July onwards.
Mark Twain apparently actually never said this, but no matter. He was right.
There’s literally nothing of interest happening this weekend outside of Australia, where it’s their winter.
It’s going to be a very long run in to the World Athletics Championship.
Is the Horse Show coming up soon? Cricket. That’s where it’s at. The cricket. Is there cricket this weekend? Please say there is.