My inevitable resignation from the forum draws ever closer. 
Phil Bardsley giving a defending masterclass.
Vito Mannone is top drawer.
The post denies Johnson a terrific second.
I’ve enjoyed Lee Dixon’s co-commentary today.
Ah no, a terrific chance for Altidore to seal it but he mucked it up.
Oh god Altidore isn’t even related to a footballer
Great chance for that dunderhead Larsson.
Jack!!!
COLBACK!!!
Newcastle fans losing the plot here.
The police would do well to keep the streets horse-free after this.
Larsson is dire.
I’m buying a black cat and I’m going to call it Gustavo.
Hopefully this is the end of that slimy cunt Pardew but I severely doubt it
I wouldn’t swap our back four of Phil, Sheasy, Wes and Jack for any in the league.
MOTM - Phil Bardsley
Johnson, Borini, Colback and Altidore were all excellent.
A great all round team performance - our best under Gus. Viva la Revolution.
This must leave us nearly mid-table
Marcos is our left back, Sidney.
12th. 