Jacuzzi Conversations

Recently I have started going to the pool in the mornings as part of my rehab. After my swim I go to the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes or so. My routine runs like clock work and so each morning I usually end up sharing the jacuzzi with the same 2 polish guys.

These 2 fellows appear to be decent folk and the conversations are jovial and full of hearty laughter. They appear to be business owners of some sort from what I gather.
I would like to contribute to these conversations as the awkwardness these mornings is getting a little much for me.

@balbec Whats the best way to break ice with these polish guys?

Put your hand under the water and polish their knobs.

[QUOTE=“Rim Jeeves, post: 1116494, member: 1603”]Recently I have started going to the pool in the mornings as part of my rehab. After my swim I go to the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes or so. My routine runs like clock work and so each morning I usually end up sharing the jacuzzi with the same 2 polish guys.

These 2 fellows appear to be decent folk and the conversations are jovial and full of hearty laughter. They appear to be business owners of some sort from what I gather.
I would like to contribute to these conversations as the awkwardness these mornings is getting a little much for me.

@balbec Whats the best way to break ice with these polish guys?[/QUOTE]

I would refer you to @The Selfish Giant for advice on this topic.

[QUOTE=“Rim Jeeves, post: 1116494, member: 1603”]Recently I have started going to the pool in the mornings as part of my rehab. After my swim I go to the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes or so. My routine runs like clock work and so each morning I usually end up sharing the jacuzzi with the same 2 polish guys.

These 2 fellows appear to be decent folk and the conversations are jovial and full of hearty laughter. They appear to be business owners of some sort from what I gather.
I would like to contribute to these conversations as the awkwardness these mornings is getting a little much for me.

@balbec Whats the best way to break ice with these polish guys?[/QUOTE]

you are in a horrible position there mate, you cant stare at their freakishly square heads as its rude, you cant stare at their bodies as it looks like you are checking them out, you cant stare at something outwith thejacuzzi as it looks like you cant stand the sight of them.

best thing to do is take a shit in the jacuzzi and blame them, get them barred

[QUOTE=“Rim Jeeves, post: 1116494, member: 1603”]Recently I have started going to the pool in the mornings as part of my rehab. After my swim I go to the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes or so. My routine runs like clock work and so each morning I usually end up sharing the jacuzzi with the same 2 polish guys.

These 2 fellows appear to be decent folk and the conversations are jovial and full of hearty laughter. They appear to be business owners of some sort from what I gather.
I would like to contribute to these conversations as the awkwardness these mornings is getting a little much for me.

@balbec Whats the best way to break ice with these polish guys?[/QUOTE]

Are you in Ireland or in Poland mate?

[QUOTE=“Rim Jeeves, post: 1116494, member: 1603”]Recently I have started going to the pool in the mornings as part of my rehab. After my swim I go to the Jacuzzi for 20 minutes or so. My routine runs like clock work and so each morning I usually end up sharing the jacuzzi with the same 2 polish guys.

These 2 fellows appear to be decent folk and the conversations are jovial and full of hearty laughter. They appear to be business owners of some sort from what I gather.
I would like to contribute to these conversations as the awkwardness these mornings is getting a little much for me.

@balbec Whats the best way to break ice with these polish guys?[/QUOTE]

Ask them if they saw “The match”.

8 cans of Tyskie should do the trick. Or a large hip-flask of bison vodka.

Is that the one with the pissy reed of grass in it?

No, you fucker.

Yeah. I wouldn’t recommend it myself.

Thank you all

I’ve had it before. Nice with apple juice.

I drank three quarters of a bottle once and went haywire altogether.

Zobrowka.

I always judge a lads Character by his ability to look you in the eye when you are having a conversation naked in the changing rooms

the jap eye?

:smiley:

That’s the one. Slightly off-colour. Not bad tack.